Britney Spears and Benji Madden are dating

Benji Madden and Britney Spears are reportedly dating despite Benji having recently broke up with Paris Hilton.

Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, introduced them. Rudolph has been seeking a new man out for Britney.

Other men he contacted include Michael Phelps and Chace Crawford as potential new mates, but it was Madden who was the most interested in meeting the pop princess.

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TGIF Quickies...

Paris Hilton plans on looking her best when she struts her ass into the jail house Monday. She has a hair and makeup team meeting her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.. She may have been putting on her best church girl look for the media but behind closed doors you know the bitch is still getting her party on. Paris' friends reportedly threw a 'going away' party for her a couple nights ago.. Meanwhile, while she serves her sentence she'll temporarily disappear from advertisements for a South Korean sportswear firm.. Britney Spears is just glad they aren't friends anymore...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may just rebound into each other's beds. After Tony Romo supposedly told Carrie Underwood that they needed a break, rumors are flying that he and Simpson may be up to no good..

A doctor has found nodules in Courtney Love's throat and has ordered her to quit smoking. Love says she thinks she will get fat again after she quits the habit..

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Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (CityRag)
Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Spicy Link Lovin'

Calum Best does hookers and coke (CelebWarship)
Mel B to join Dancing with the Stars? (Hollyscoop)
Perez Hilton takes the bait (X17)
Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel? (CityRag)
No bitches over 100 pounds allowed! (DListed)
Britney Spears still looks like trailer trash (NinjaDude)
Britney Spears, this is your future! (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston's $5 Million tell-all (PopBytes)
Pam Anderson finally tells her kids about her and Tommy Lee's sex tape (ASL)
More of Jenna Jameson's slutty ass (DailyStab)
Paula Abdul's interview with OK Magazine (INO)
Lily Allen has always liked to suck dick (EvilBeet)
Anna Kournikova got tired of Enrique's tiny member (Gabsmash)
Some British Model in a pink bikini (DerekHail)
Julia Roberts vacations in Hawaii (ICYDK)
Britney Spears to appear on pathetic reality show about tanning (HBW)
Rosario Dawson on the beach in Cannes (DrunkenStepfather)
Lindsay Lohan gets a lashing from Grammy (CrankyGrammy)
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan kiss and makeup (TheBlemish)
Will Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz meet up at the MTV Movie Awards? (Fatback&Collards)
Justin Timberlake launches his own record label (Glitterati)
Rihanna performs without pants (IBBB)
Did Bar and Leo really break up? (GossiporTruth)
Britney's latest message to fans (POTP)

Spicy Link Lovin'

Paula Abdul's people help her walk (EBG)
Paris Hilton lays it on thick, totes Bible around (CelebWarship)
Britney Spears and the tuber of doom! (AgentBedhead)
Angelina Jolie to take time off from acting (Bodog)
John Heder is a daddy! (PoponthePop)
Karolina Kurkova photoshoot (TheBlemish)
Miss Jamaica's a rasta rolemodel (CelebCrash)
Mick Jagger tried to make his penis bigger using bees! (RightCelebrity)
Is that Paris Hilton dancing onstage with Britney Spears? Heh. (Gabsmash)
Bizarre Cameron Diaz photoshoot (HollywoodBackwash)
Posh Spice mistaken for a blowup doll (CelebrityPuke)
What's embroidered on Matthew McConaughey's robe? (Bumpshack)
Hilarious Mountain Dew commercial (Yikers)
Today's nipple slip is.. (JordanisyourHomie)
Josh Hartnet and Penelope Cruz go public (DailyStab)

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To The Lip Synchers of the World..

In honor of the Britney Spears episode this weekend and all other musicians such as herself and Ashlee Simpson, I bring you Milli Vanilli and their video hit, 'Girl You Know It's True'.

Heh. You know you loved it!

Watch Britney Spears Lip-Synch in Orlando

I guess this clip catches one of reportedly 5 incidents where Britney's pre-recorded song skips a beat.




Random Britney Spears weekend pics

Monday Link Lovin'!

Britney Spears is desperate to remind us that she's lost weight.. (CWS)
Of course Calum Best will keep Lindsay Lohan around awhile ~ she bangs him like a caged monkey on crack! (DListed)
I miss Sanjaya too.. (INO)
Nice ass Eva Longoria! (DS)
Give DerekHail a sympathy hit, his car was broken into and everything was taken (DerekHail)
Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen go clubbing (CP)
Is Edie Brit Dead!? (PopBytes)
Jessica Simpson wants a piece of Jude Law (Bumpshack)
Scott Stapp arrested on domestic assault charge (ASL)
Bald bitches! (CityRag)
I agree 100% with EvilBeet about the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels! (EBG)
IBBB interviews Jesse Brune of The Workout! (IBBB)
Paris to pen a prison diary? BWAHA! (POTP)
Paris and Nicole are two fake ass bitches (JIYH)
Giving David Beckham a run for his money? (ABH)
Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff catfight? (TheBlemish)
Omg, remember Billy Beer? Most of you are probably too young.. (GenosWorld)
Danica Patrick in leather (RC)
She could wear a steel brassiere and those things would still poke through (NinjaDude)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer porking away again? (Hollyscoop)
Brangelina in Cannes (Gabsmash)
Lindsay Lohan is done pretending she is clean and sober (HBW)


Evening Link Love!


Jessica Simpson boobies (F&C)
The Spice Girls are Reuniting? (AIW)
Britney Spears, sit your ass DOWN! (CrankyGrammy)
Pamela Anderson in skimpy bikini flaunting it (DS)
Australian girls playing cricket in bikinis (Yikers)

Britney Spears Lip Syncing Goes Awry in Orlando

Britney Spears performed in front of a sold out audience Saturday, her fifth live show in Orlando.

She started her set with her sexpot teenage hormonal hit, "Baby One More Time". Spears' lip-synched her songs just as she did at the House of Blues performances in Southern California and Las Vegas.

During her 15 minute performance things went sour for a moment as the backtrack skipped. Spears had to turn her head away from the audience until the song continued on normally.

Despite the technical difficulties she encountered Spears was upbeat and energetic throughout her performance.

She finished the set with a shortened version of "Toxic," and professed her love for the audience.

"I love you, Orlando. Thank you so much for being here. You're awesome. I love you!" She topped it off by blowing a kiss to her fans.




















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Britney Spears Demands to Be Let Off Plane

Because it was not equipped with leather seats!

Spears 'wigged' out when she found out that her United Airlines flight taking her from LA to Miami Firday night did not have leather seats for her fat ass to sit in.

Passenger Tony Sanchez told Splash News, "She just said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.' "

The captain had no balls and accommodated Spears request, but then magically grew a pair as he later apologized to passengers.

"He said a passenger wanted to get off so he had to respect their wishes. He didn't say it was Britney Spears." Sanchez said. "Some people were getting really annoyed."

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Britney Spears is a Nappy Headed Ho

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Britney Says No to Wigs, Yes to Terrible Extensions

A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif. told gossip site TMZ.com that she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney's short hair.

I'm thinking NOW the hat might come in handy!

Spicy's Link Lovin'

Paris Hilton to only serve 23 days (PopBytes)
Lindsay Lohan gets a ton of free shit, learns value of nothing (TheBlemish)
Calum Best is only interested in Lindsay's poon (HBW)
Carmen Electra is flexible (Gabsmash)
Hilary Duff speaks her mind about the Lohan cocaine video (Hollyscoop)
Thank you McDonalds!! (CityRag)
Heidi Klum HOT! (DerekHail)
Paris Hilton looks ridiculous trying to ride a bike! (IBBB)
Crazy bitches beating each others ass (Bumpshack)
Jodie Marsh= ultra whore (JIYH)
Kelly Osbourne is dumpy and has no dignity (RightCeleb)
Prince Harry will NOT be going to Iraq (EBG)
Will Pete Doherty and Kate Moss make it to the kiss or passout first? (ABH)
Britney Spears gets naked for fans (AIW)
Damn, I am really hungry for some.. (Distortrait)
Nicole Richie needs to choke on her own puke (TMZ)
Oprah has Frito toes (NinjaDude)
Which one is Serena, which one's the boyfriend? (POTP)

Bag Lunch Briefs

Your Lunch Hour Quickie..




Sanjaya Malakar told Seattle’s KISS 106.1FM that during American Idol’s country week he wanted to sing the Janis Joplin song “Mercedes Benz,” but wasn’t allowed to because “we’re sponsored by Ford.”


TV networks ABC and Univision have teamed up to produce a Spanish version of hit TV show Desperate Housewives. The hit series - which follows the lives of women residing in fictional street Wisteria Lane - will make its debut on Spanish TV under the banner Amas de Casa Desesperadas.


Pornographer Larry Flint told Larry King that he and televangelist Jerry Falwell were close friends despite the fact that they disagreed on virtually everything. Flint was visibly moved as King showed video of the two men sitting by one another in a prior interview. Flint feels that Falwell was not a mean spirited person despite what the ACLU and Gay and Women’s groups feel.


Britney Spears' new love interest, Howie Day, whom she met at Malibu's Promises has re-entered the rehabilitation center. Last month the two were seen out hitting the clubs until the early hours of the morning. A friend of Howie's says the pair will most likely not get back together.


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Britney Spears and Her Paris Hilton Hair

Lindsay Lohan vs. The Paparazzi

This is a great article and the photographs are super snazzy. Thanks to Radar Online for allowing us to republish it.


Paparazzi Facts:

* In the last 15 years, the number of paparazzi in L.A. has increased more than tenfold

*On any given day, 300 to 400 paps roam the streets of L.A. on behalf of 20 or so agencies




The evening of March 13 was just another Tuesday night for Lindsay Lohan. She spent a few hours at Butter in Manhattan—where the line for nobodies stretches around the block and blood orange Bellinis go for $14—sporting a brave face on the eve of her ne'er-do-well father's release from prison.


Around 3 a.m., she and some friends hopped in her mother's white 2004 BMW as the paparazzi gave chase. Pursued by at least two cars, she careened through lower Manhattan, putting the Beemer's famed facility for cornering to the test. Pulling into the valet lane in front of Hotel Gansevoort in the West Village, she found herself blocked in and surrounded by photographers.

To judge by video aired by Access Hollywood, the scene rapidly devolved into mayhem, with gawkers and paparazzi shouting Lohan's name as she sat trapped in the driver's seat. Then, depending on whom you ask, one of two things happened: Either Lohan decided to run over a paparazzo named Giovanni Arnold, or Arnold, who was perched on the hood of Lohan's car snapping pics, smelled a lawsuit and took a dive in front of her BMW as she edged forward.
"Oh my God! Lindsay, you hit somebody," the photographers shouted, addressing the starlet like concerned friends.

Arnold wound up at St. Vincent's Hospital, where he was treated for a bruised knee, and clips of the incident were on the Internet within hours. Days later, Lohan's mother, Dina, told Harper's Bazaar that "Diana will happen again" (referring to the Princess of Wales' death during a paparazzi car chase), and hinted darkly that her daughter might be next.

The Hotel Gansevoort incident was just one in a seemingly endless series of confrontations in recent months between the paparazzi and the celebrities whose every move they chronicle.

Just this past November, Lohan suffered cuts and bruises after being rear-ended by a paparazzo in Los Angeles at 2 a.m. on her way home from a night of clubbing.

In February, Britney Spears had a well-documented breakdown, the highlight of which was her umbrella-swinging rampage against photographers from the X17 photo agency. According to X17, Spears had just been prevented by Kevin Federline from seeing her children when she went after a photographer's car, spitting and screaming, "Go fuck yourself!"

Just hours before, while stopped at a gas station, an obviously distressed Spears had sat passively in the passenger seat of a Mercedes as a photographer snapped half a dozen shots through the windshield while attempting to console her: "How you doing?" Click. "You doing okay?" Click. Click. "I'm concerned about you though, okay?" Click.

And in March, in a Los Angeles church parking lot of all places, a security guard leveled a pistol at another X17 photographer on Britney detail after the cameraman ignored a traffic cop's instruction to stop and wait for Spears's vehicle to leave before exiting the lot.

That same week, Princess Di's son Harry allegedly lunged at a photographer while leaving a London nightclub and wound up sprawled on the pavement. Lohan's mother is right: Someone will likely be killed again. And when they are, the shot will be priceless.



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Today's Celebrity Dirt!

From the one and only Jackson Blue!

Bad Taste Britney Spears

David at PrettyontheOutside.com created this masterpiece that so eloquently captures Britney Spears..

Britney's Daily Trip to the Dance Studio

As you may have heard, one of Britney Spears' backup dancers was quoted as saying Brit's shaved head looks way hot.

“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She (Britney) joked to us ‘Would y’all cut your hair?’ But none of us have.”

It's obviously not that hot.

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