It's a Little Late to Be Linkin'

I am SO LATE on posting these, please forgive me..the weather has just been too nice!

Here's the today's best gossip links!

You would never recognize David Beckham at 17 years old! (CWS)
Xtina Aguilera smells like.. (ABH)
Now that's a stupid bitch! (HS)
A real Swedish princess in a bikini (HBW)
Danielle Lloyd bikini pics (DSF)
Some of the funniest e-cards evar! (INO)
Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood dunzo? (TB)
Posh Spice hates gossip bloggers and our 'pseudo names'. Bitch. (TS)
I love Rosie but this photoshopped pic of her is hysterical! (POTP)
Some dickhead took this pic of Jodie Fosters ass (ND)
Harry Potter just might get his own theme park in Orlando (BS)
Jessica Alba could give 'two shits' about the paps (DH)
Cameron Diaz doesn't get the whole plastic surgery thing (CCS)
This is what you get when you cross a distorted Matthew McConaughey with Melanie Griffith (Distortrait)
Listen to Kelly Rowland latest (TGJ)
Alyssa Milano tries to get deep on our ass (GW)
When you mix Cher & Portishead you get... (PB)
The latest random Ashlee Simpson pics (ICYDK)
Sienna Miller see-thru top (JIYH)
Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis on TRL (DS)
Nelly Furtado has 'bitter beer face'! (IBBB)
Calum Best admits he's a coke whore (EBG)
Janice Dickinson wants to get in Sir Paul's pants (GG)
Jessica Biel looks hot in the morning (DSF)
Who was a scarier kid? Drew Barrymore vs. Kirsten Dunst (CityRag)

These pics remind me of a song I used to sing as a kid...'Fat and Skinny ran a race..Skinny fell down and broke her face and Fat won the race!' (DListed)

Spicy Link Lovin'

Calum Best does hookers and coke (CelebWarship)
Mel B to join Dancing with the Stars? (Hollyscoop)
Perez Hilton takes the bait (X17)
Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel? (CityRag)
No bitches over 100 pounds allowed! (DListed)
Britney Spears still looks like trailer trash (NinjaDude)
Britney Spears, this is your future! (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston's $5 Million tell-all (PopBytes)
Pam Anderson finally tells her kids about her and Tommy Lee's sex tape (ASL)
More of Jenna Jameson's slutty ass (DailyStab)
Paula Abdul's interview with OK Magazine (INO)
Lily Allen has always liked to suck dick (EvilBeet)
Anna Kournikova got tired of Enrique's tiny member (Gabsmash)
Some British Model in a pink bikini (DerekHail)
Julia Roberts vacations in Hawaii (ICYDK)
Britney Spears to appear on pathetic reality show about tanning (HBW)
Rosario Dawson on the beach in Cannes (DrunkenStepfather)
Lindsay Lohan gets a lashing from Grammy (CrankyGrammy)
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan kiss and makeup (TheBlemish)
Will Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz meet up at the MTV Movie Awards? (Fatback&Collards)
Justin Timberlake launches his own record label (Glitterati)
Rihanna performs without pants (IBBB)
Did Bar and Leo really break up? (GossiporTruth)
Britney's latest message to fans (POTP)

While You Were Partying This Memorial Day Weekend..

Charles Nelson Reilly died Saturday at the age of 76. His partner told the New York Times that it was due to complications from pneumonia..

Courtney Love tried like hell to bed Pete Doherty for reasons we'll never understand..

Miss Sweden dropped out of the Miss Universe pageant because she decided all of a sudden that pageants are degrading to women..

Jessica Alba nipped out..

Jenna Jameson strutted her nasty ass down the catwalk in a one piece bathing suit..

Eva Longoria was anything but modest..

Scarlett Johanssen made the cover of June 2007 Vogue

PopBytes discovered Blue October

Sharon Osbourne blasted back at Gene Simmons for saying her kids are druggies by saying that Simmons wife's snatch had been rubbed on every pole in LA (Scroll down for story)..you have to love Sharon, she pulls no punches!

More to come later bitches! I'm still on vacation!

xoxo

Spicy Link Love and All That Crap..

Janice Dickinson shows us her 100 year old vagina (HBW)
Minnie Driver and her stupid bra! (DS)
Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe probably did it (EBG)
Life sucks -have a pint! (ABH)
Howard Stern almost blew his head off (CityRag)
Michael Jackson is a Prince's bitch for millions (Gabsmash)
Police vs. Snow Patrol mashup (PopBytes)
Courtney Love is pissed at Doc Martens (DListed)
Britney Spears has the saggy titties of a 50 yr-old (NinjaDude)
Nicole Richie explains how to toss a salad (TheBlemish)

Spicy Link Lust

Sorry, I'm a little late on these!




Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes died on film (Darkhat)

Angelina's new ink (Bumpshack)
Hayden Panettiere's video blog (NinjaDude)
Caprice dresses like a trashy whore (DListed)
Johnny Depp is turning Japanese (Gabsmash)
Ann Curry is all over Angelina Jolie's shit (CelebWarship)
Natalie Portman hooks up with Andy Samberg!
Which celebrity had her cherry popped at the youngest age? (DerekHail)
Oprah Winfrey's dad writes tell all (IBBB)
Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse catfight (CelebrityPuke)
Check out this totally crazy tattoo! (EBG)
The best and worst celebrity beach bodies (PopBytes)
Scott Stapp apologizes for allegedly beating his wife, only because he got caught (POTP)
Billy Zane what happened? You were so damn fine! (AgentBedhead)
No one likes Britney Spears, they just go to her shows to watch the trainwreck (TheBlemish)

And my personal favorite of the day..

Lindsay Lohan gets wasted, freaks out at Calum for checking into a hotel room with a chick, so she checks in, does more lines and another shot, then passes out with no underwear on in the hotel lobby, her people scarpe her up and take her to her room where she proceeds to call Calum over and over and bangs on his door freaking out until 5:30am when the hotel staff finally asks her to get the fuck out. *Whew* (RightCelebrity)

Mischa Barton's Boob and TGIF Link Love!

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Spicy's Link Lovin'

Paris Hilton to only serve 23 days (PopBytes)
Lindsay Lohan gets a ton of free shit, learns value of nothing (TheBlemish)
Calum Best is only interested in Lindsay's poon (HBW)
Carmen Electra is flexible (Gabsmash)
Hilary Duff speaks her mind about the Lohan cocaine video (Hollyscoop)
Thank you McDonalds!! (CityRag)
Heidi Klum HOT! (DerekHail)
Paris Hilton looks ridiculous trying to ride a bike! (IBBB)
Crazy bitches beating each others ass (Bumpshack)
Jodie Marsh= ultra whore (JIYH)
Kelly Osbourne is dumpy and has no dignity (RightCeleb)
Prince Harry will NOT be going to Iraq (EBG)
Will Pete Doherty and Kate Moss make it to the kiss or passout first? (ABH)
Britney Spears gets naked for fans (AIW)
Damn, I am really hungry for some.. (Distortrait)
Nicole Richie needs to choke on her own puke (TMZ)
Oprah has Frito toes (NinjaDude)
Which one is Serena, which one's the boyfriend? (POTP)

Spicy Link Lovin'

Kelly Pickler's massive new funbags (DS)
Kelly Osbourne not a Blake girl (DL)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel sucking face (EBG)
Britney Spears' crotch must be wearing holes in those fishnets (CP)
Avril Lavigne topless (CWS)
The next cocaine loving waif? (ABH)
Minnie Driver gets dumped by Criss Angel for Cameron Diaz (BS)
It's Tori Spelling's birthday (AIW)
Aishwarya Rai is damn fine (RC)
Charlize Theron can't get enough of herself (DH)
Confessions of the paparazzi (CR)
Dina Lohan, do another line (JIYH)
Apparently rehab is for pussies (F&C)
The best pic I have seen of America Ferrera (TDS)
Jennifer Aniston thinks Brangelina is a joke (HBW)
Fergie's new video (POTP)
Geeze Ashton, shave that beaver off your face! (GS)
You're a dork if you use a Knork (IBBB)
Anna Kournikova update (TheSkinny)
Cameron Diaz shows Ellen her titty (ND)
F*ck butt boy Eddie Murphy, Mel B got herself a hottie! (INO)
Britney Spears doesn't call her mom on Mother's Day even though she was hospitalized with pneumonia (TB)
I knew Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were freaky (PB)

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Afternoon Delight

Long Island Lolita: The Series
(ABH)
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff are shacking up
(RC)
Criss Angel and Cameron Diaz?
(HBW)
The people at Maxim are smoking crack
(DH)
Petra Nemcova is a social retard
(TB)
Enrique Iglesias is balding
(IBBB)
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake hang out in the UK
(POTP)
Peter Andre out of hospital and recuperating
(ASL)
More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics
(JIYH)
Jessica Alba does GQ
(HS)

Morning Link Lovin'

I love MK, and here are pics of his trip back East. MK's a celebrity, right?
(PB)
Lindsay Lohan and her new man all over eachother
(POTP)
Jane Fonda wants to make an erotic film to prove the people in their 70's can still get it on. Ew.
(ABH)
Lindsay Lohan slips a nipple
(DS)
Some chick named Gemma Atkinson with massive missile boobs
(BS)
Britney Spears' cousin buys wigs
(CP)
Crackheadds love kittens
(CWS)
Sopranos star knocked up
(HBW)
Lily Allen blogs and cries about being fat
(HS)
'Go Away' Paris Hilton!
(RC)
Who would EVER want to see Marilyn Manson have sex?
(TB)
Vaness Minnillo with no makeup but in a bikini
(DH)
Ozzy Osbourne looks f*cking scary after his cosmetic surgery
(EBG)
Gisele Bundchen, just because I like to say 'Bundchen'
(TSW)
Ridiculous new Star Wars characters
(CR)


Noon Link Lovin'

Stevie Wonder's huge fro and Whitney Houston's healthy belly
(TDS)
Paris is 10 years old
(IBBB)
Another size zero ribcage
(INO)
Jessica Alba sexy photoshoot
(DS)
Brad Pitt misses the Big Easy
(DL)
Blind Item
(CD&N)

TGIF Link Love

Holy hell, Melanie Griffith's knees!
(DL)
Denise Richards is a dumb twat
(ASL)
Salma Hayak is bountiful
(TB)
For the Lily Allen lovers
(RC)
Now THIS is a nipple slip
(DSF)
WTF is Britney wearing this time?
(ASL)
Paris Hilton peddles her ass around town
(ABH)
Mother's Day blind items
(CD&N)
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's first public appearance
(TEB)
Bitches gnawing on cobs
(CR)
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel hit the town
(CP)
Lakisha kisses and tells about Simon
(BS)
Raise your hand if your sure
(CDL)
Kate Moss rescued Lily Allen after she got her ass kicked
(HS)
Hottie Ducati
(DH)
Lohan nipping out
(F&C)
Ryan Cabrera ia a little old man
(JIYH)
Spencer Pratt launches a 'Free Paris' campaign
(CM)
Crazy bitch tries to dry hump Prince
(POTP)
Pete Doherty's bloody art goes on display
(CWS)
Lindsay Lohan does Martha Stewart
(PB)
Sheryl Crow adopts 2 week old boy
(HBW)
No way in the world does Paris Hilton have crabs
(GOTA)
Omg Sly, cut your hair!
(IBBB)
Jessica Simpson and her drunk boobies
(INO)
Jane Fonda says Paris should have gotten a harsher sentence
(GS)
Kate Bosworth eats and swims
(TSW)

Evening Link Lovin'

What's wrong with Lindsay Lohan? (ABH)
Fran Drescher's ass (DSF)

Government still hates Michael Moore (ASL)
Angelina talks about motherhood (INO)
Cheeto bitch (Gabsmash)

Hot chicks with douchebags (CityRag)
Jason Wahler goes to rehab (Hollyscoop)
Lohan only gets one shot (DH)

Lindsay likes to mix coke and e (HBW)
Jessica SImpson is eternally confused (CWS)
Joanna Krupa goes naked for PETA (TheBlemish)

Amy Winehouse is Beat & Spicy Link Lovin'

They tried to make her go to the dentist but she said "No, no, no!"
(CelebWarship)

JANE magazine posts breast cancer survivors titties online
(DrunkenStepfather)
Paris Hilton already receiving threats from inmates..heh
(ASL)
The 'new' David Hasselhole
(EvilBeet)
Janice Dickinson will always be a skinny little broomstick
(TheSkinny)
Night of a thousand fugs
(CityRag)
See Paris Hilton bawl
(TheBlemish)
Miss Nevada was hospitalized for drinking too much
(F&C)
Georgia Rule is the new Gigi
(CDL)
A list of what Posh Spice has had done cosmetically
(POTP)
Plastic Surgery shockers
(PopBytes)
Sean Preston kidnapped by a hooker
(IBBB)
Nick Lachey will beat ass for his woman
(AIW)
Kim Kardashian without makeup
(DerekHail)
Avril's hubby, Derek, hits the clubs
(CelebPuke)
Burglers stall the release of Smashing Pumpkins latest release
(AgentBedhead)
Karma bites Victoria Beckham in the ass
(INO)
Akon speaks about the dry humping incident
(Hollyscoop)
Lindsay Lohan has a nipple removed!
(JIYH)
John Mayer, Jessica Simpson and hair
(HBW)
Kate Moss see through dress
(DS)

Tuesday Spicy Link Lovin'

Paris Hilton, jailbird (GOTA)


Lindsay Lohan shows lots of white boob (DH)
A day in the life of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty
(ABH)
Since when did Cate Blanchett turn into a size 0 coke whore?
(CDL)
Paris rehires Elliott Mintz
(Gabsmash)
Annie Lennox's daughter invites entire MySpace universe to party at her dad's house, chaos ensues
(BS)

WIN tickets to see Kellis here
(HS)
Paris Hilton smoking 'the weed'
(IBBB)
Beyonce's huge thighs take up another magazine cover
(RC)
Dolly Parton is dangerously skinny because she is super old and that's what happens when you are older than dirt
(TSW)

It's trailer park Barbie!
(JIYH)
Schwarzenegger will not get involved with Paris Hilton's case
(INO)
Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson get frisky
(CityRag)
Oh Mel B, close your legs!
(DS)

Britney Spears sexually assualted before shaving head?
(ND)
The latest celebrity DUI - Ty Pennington
(HBW)
Sanjaya on 'I Love New York 2'?
(POTP)
Jessica Simpson still flailing her boobs around
(TB)

Baby Shiloh Brings You Link Lovin'

New Baby Shiloh pics
(POTP)

Lindsay Lohan checks out Britney Spears
(DS)
Playboy Playmate of the Year
(BS)
Kate Moss is stoned and spreading 'em
(ABH)
Kelly Clarkson scraps her new album
(CDL)
This week's Harriet Carter junk highlights
(IBBB)
Jessica Simpson's assistant is a rich bitch
(Gabsmash)
Pamela Anderson wants to see Scarlett Johansson naked
(DH)
Kim Basinger in court, media kicked out
(HS)
Debbie Matenopoulos to score Playboy deal?
(HBW)
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are cheap
(F&C)
Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff in ridiculous MySpace catfight
(JIYH)
Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco to reconcile?
(INO)
Kate Bosworth's nipple
(NinjaDude)
Colin Farrell's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend commits suicide shortly after being dumped by her
(TheBlemish)

Thursday Link Lovin'

Lindsay Lohan more partying pics (DrunkenStepfather)

David Beckham's birthday bash (RightCelebrity)
You're stupid if you think Kate Moss isn't a cokehead (ABH)
Mariska Hargitay gets her hair chopped (Gabsmash)
Antonella Barba and Blake Lewis doing the nasty? (DH)

Celebs that look like dogs! (CityRag)
Britney Spears comeback stills (HBW)
A wasted David Hasselhole (NinjaDude)
Tyra Banks can't quit talking about her weight (INO)
Ricky Martin shows off his manhood while dropping f-bombs (TheBlemish)

The topless Britney pics everyone is talking about (JIYH)
Lisa 'Left-Eye' Lopes documentary (POTP)
Bette Midler to replace Celine Dion (GH)
Drew Barrymore looks red hot (TheSkinny)

Road Trip!!

Hey Y'all!

Spicy is traveling across nearly half the country today, by CAR, and currently I am at a rest stop out in the middle of BF Egypt.

The WiFi is slow, (and you have to pay to access it!!) it's raining, and my dog, Lucy Lui, isn't happy to say the least.

I am almost to Idaho, no you da ho, and have nearly 550 miles to go.

I would love to sit and chat, but as luck would have it I need to get to the middle of Montana before it gets dark. The wild things come out at night around there you know. I would really hate to return my rental car with deer sprawled across the front bumper.

Anyhow, I will set you up with some links, and surely I will return this evening. But trust me, no sooner.

To those of you who link me, find some of yesterdays shit to link to. You know I love you.

Talk to you soon, bitches!

In the meantime..check this sh*t out!

AgentBedhead
AllieIsWired
BumpShack
CelebrityRightPundits
CityRag
DerekHail
DrunkenStepfather
GabSmash
Hollyscoop
HollywoodBackwash
ImBringingBloggingBack
ImNotObsessed
JordanIsYourHomeboy
MizMonica
NinjaDude
PoponthePop
PrettyontheOutside
TheBlemish

It's Link O'Clock, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?

Jessica Biel makes sex faces
(DrunkenStepfather)


The ugly drunk bitch from Flavor of Love has a sex tape coming
(POTP)
Larry Birkhead and baby Dannielynn head home finally
(DailyStab)
Victoria's Secret says take a hike Giselle!
(RightCelebrity)
Old clip of Sanford and Son, because it ruled
(Bumpshack)
Whitney Houston still gittin' some
(CityRag)
Britney and rehab boy spend the night together
(INO)
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson blah, blah, blah..
(EvilBeet)
Snort another line Lindsay
(DerekHail)
Keira Knightley is SO full of shit!
(DListed)
90210 reunion
(STAR)
Prince Harry is off to war
(Hollyscoop)
Pete Wentz is so...pretty
(JIYH)
Quick! Someone buy that bitch a drink!
(TheBlemish)
Paris Hilton is at her happiest when with someone homely
(DrunkenStepfather)
Prince William sows his royal oats
(TheBosh)
Kate Bosworth looks fab in a bikini
(TheSkinny)
Joe Francis presents Prison Guys Gone Wild!
(LiquidGeneration)
Kate Moss is overrated
(NinjaDude)
Who changed her clothes eight times in one day?
(HBW)

Monday Link Lovin'

Britney's Wig almost flies off
(Hollyscoop)
Brad Pitt realizes that grass wasn't greener on Angelina Jolie's side?
(DerekHail)
Pink is one limber bitch
(DrunkenStepfather)
You could pick your teeth with Nicole Richie
(INO)
Fergie Fug
(EvilBeet)
Victoria Beckham's nipples could pierce steel
(TheBlemish)
Lindsay Lohan is a fashion mess
(F&C)
Boy George kidnapped a hooker!
(DListed)
Nicole Richie is a dive...and why?
(AIW)
Jennifer Aniston is a fembot
(CityRag)
But I'm Faye Dunaway biatch!
(Gabsmash)
St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher dies in car accident
(Bumpshack)
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore still BFF's
(CDL)
Bart Simpson to bare all!
(RightCelebrity)
Kim Kardashian gets $5 Million for sex tape
(POTP)
Kate Moss as a mannequin, Pete Doherty heads to rehab
(AgentBedhead)
Priscilla Presley distorted..or not?
(Distortrait)
Dannielynn's passport picture
(DailyStab)
Kate Beckinsale in a camo bikini
(HBW)
Just call it Beckingham palace
(JIYH)
Whatever happened to Ricki Lake?
(IBBB)
Isabella Fontana photoshoot
(NinjaDude)