Showing posts with label Fashion Police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion Police. Show all posts
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Britney Spears Demands to Be Let Off Plane
Because it was not equipped with leather seats!
Spears 'wigged' out when she found out that her United Airlines flight taking her from LA to Miami Firday night did not have leather seats for her fat ass to sit in.
Passenger Tony Sanchez told Splash News, "She just said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.' "
The captain had no balls and accommodated Spears request, but then magically grew a pair as he later apologized to passengers.
"He said a passenger wanted to get off so he had to respect their wishes. He didn't say it was Britney Spears." Sanchez said. "Some people were getting really annoyed."
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Spears 'wigged' out when she found out that her United Airlines flight taking her from LA to Miami Firday night did not have leather seats for her fat ass to sit in.Passenger Tony Sanchez told Splash News, "She just said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.' "
The captain had no balls and accommodated Spears request, but then magically grew a pair as he later apologized to passengers.
"He said a passenger wanted to get off so he had to respect their wishes. He didn't say it was Britney Spears." Sanchez said. "Some people were getting really annoyed."
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Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Bad Taste Britney Spears
David at PrettyontheOutside.com created this masterpiece that so eloquently captures Britney Spears..
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Britney's Daily Trip to the Dance Studio
As you may have heard, one of Britney Spears' backup dancers was quoted as saying Brit's shaved head looks way hot.
“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She (Britney) joked to us ‘Would y’all cut your hair?’ But none of us have.”
It's obviously not that hot.
“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She (Britney) joked to us ‘Would y’all cut your hair?’ But none of us have.”
It's obviously not that hot.
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Kelly Clarkson Makes a Surprise Appearance on TRL
She heard they were giving out free deep fried twinkies..
Scarlett Johansson Tapes Up Her Boobs
You can't see the strechmarks much this time but you can see the tape holding those bad boys up.
It must be some good stuff.
Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother's Day
It must be some good stuff.
Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother's Day
Lindsay Lohan in LA
All I can think is pumpkin, bad shoes, sausage toes.
Oh yeah, 'cocaine' usually comes to mind too..
Oh yeah, 'cocaine' usually comes to mind too..
Monday, May 7, 2007
Brooke Hogan, Daddy's Girl Gone Wild
Daddy Hogan must be so proud of his sweet little girl.
Now that she's out of his grip she wears stripper threads and has guys bonin' all over her onstage. Tongues wagging and her dancers half chubbed.
Her clamato is practically hanging out of her hotpants and she performs at Sunfest last week. Keep it up girl because that's all you got going for you.
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Now that she's out of his grip she wears stripper threads and has guys bonin' all over her onstage. Tongues wagging and her dancers half chubbed.
Her clamato is practically hanging out of her hotpants and she performs at Sunfest last week. Keep it up girl because that's all you got going for you.
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Ever dreamed of winning an MTV Movie Award? Here is your chance with Yahoo! Movies and MTV! Create your own movie spoof, shoot it, and submit it online by May 21st. The winner will be awarded LIVE on the show airing June 3rd at 9 PM! Click here for details!
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
Paris Hilton at the Coachella Music Festival
No wonder her feet are so mangled, she is in heels everywhere she goes.
Out clubbin', okay, heels are great. But during an outdoor concert?
Bitch please.
Out clubbin', okay, heels are great. But during an outdoor concert?
Bitch please.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Britney Spears is the Worst Dresser Ever
She's had her bad fashion days, but this one is one of the worst.
If she plans on having this amazing comeback she really needs to hire and use a stylist because she obviously can't do it on her own.
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Ever dreamed of winning an MTV Movie Award? Here is your chance with Yahoo! Movies and MTV! Create your own movie spoof, shoot it, and submit it online by May 21st. The winner will be awarded LIVE on the show airing June 3rd at 9 PM! Click here for details!
If she plans on having this amazing comeback she really needs to hire and use a stylist because she obviously can't do it on her own.
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Ever dreamed of winning an MTV Movie Award? Here is your chance with Yahoo! Movies and MTV! Create your own movie spoof, shoot it, and submit it online by May 21st. The winner will be awarded LIVE on the show airing June 3rd at 9 PM! Click here for details!
Friday, April 27, 2007
Fergie Arrives in Sydney for the Australian MTV Awards
Fergie wore a tee shirt and stretchy leggings for the long flight, opting for comfort over fashion.
So in this instance we can forgive the leggings being strapped into her sandals.
So in this instance we can forgive the leggings being strapped into her sandals.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Mischa Barton Pushes Retro to the Limits
Just because they are retro does not make them cool.
Those pants can even make anorexics looks chunky.
Those pants can even make anorexics looks chunky.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
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