Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Part 2?



Is there another Paris Hilton sex tape?

If you believe a new book by Mark Ebner, Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, there is.

Pamela Anderson's ex-husband of two months, Rick Salomon, is her leading man. Shocking! Ha.

Mark’s book is the story of DARNELL RILEY, a man who took ‘Girls Gone Wild’ millionaire JOE FRANCIS hostage at gunpoint, went on wild nights out with MICKEY ROURKE and boxed with Salomon - all of who he connects back to Paris.

Darnell claims he bought 14 hours of video of Hilton from two “Russian kids” who had stolen it when they broke into her home.

Despite Darnell having tried to blackmail Francis, he claims the tapes really do exist. He adds that there is also footage of Paris at her grandmother's funeral. He says Paris was very distracted during the service. He says, “She is sitting in the church shooting video of herself. She is paying no attention to the eulogy."

But when it was time for her to say her goodbyes she perked up.

"Paris has Brandon Davis film her when she gets up to say goodbyes to her grandmother.”

Of course she did.

The book hits stores next month.


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Friday, December 19, 2008

Paris Hilton's home robbed, $2 million in jewelry taken


The L.A. Times has reported that Paris Hilton's home was broken into this morning.

The robber wore a hooded sweatshirt and gloves. He forced entry into her home through the front door and ransacked her bedroom. He got away with $2 million dollars in jewelry and other belongings.

Paris was not home at the time, but reportedly has surveillance equipment installed.

Paris recently boasted of her elaborate home saying, “The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party.”


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Friday, June 1, 2007

Paris Hilton to Jail While Nicole Richie Skates

Nicole Richie not only has the same DUI charge against her as Paris Hilton, she also is a repeat offender.

Yet Nicole still has a valid license and is driving the street of Hollywood having fender benders. According to TMZ, officials have no idea why the two cases are varying so much.


From TMZ:

"Paris was busted September 7, 2006 -- and around 5 months later, she had already lost her driving privileges and was later arrested for violating her probation for driving on the suspended license. Richie was busted for DUI on December 11, 2006 -- and almost 6 months later, she is not only still driving ... but the California DMV hasn't even begun to take action against her.

TMZ spoke with Deputy District Attorney Ed Greene, a prosecutor assigned to Nicole's DUI case, who admitted, "I am a little surprised too." However, Greene pointed out that until Richie is actually convicted of DUI, the decision to revoke or suspend her license is up to the folks at the California DMV. Greene added, "They generally do it quicker than this."

We contacted the California DMV to try and get some answers, and the rep said: "I have no idea why Nicole still has her license.'"

TGIF Quickies...


Paris Hilton plans on looking her best when she struts her ass into the jail house Monday. She has a hair and makeup team meeting her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.. She may have been putting on her best church girl look for the media but behind closed doors you know the bitch is still getting her party on. Paris' friends reportedly threw a 'going away' party for her a couple nights ago.. Meanwhile, while she serves her sentence she'll temporarily disappear from advertisements for a South Korean sportswear firm.. Britney Spears is just glad they aren't friends anymore...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may just rebound into each other's beds. After Tony Romo supposedly told Carrie Underwood that they needed a break, rumors are flying that he and Simpson may be up to no good..

A doctor has found nodules in Courtney Love's throat and has ordered her to quit smoking. Love says she thinks she will get fat again after she quits the habit..

Four More Days!


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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Nicky Hilton
















"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."


-Nicky Hilton regarding her sister, Paris Hilton's, jail sentence

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Morning Quickies..


It's being reported that Lindsay Lohan tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend. Lohan's father has also told media that his daughter is hooked on Oxycontin. Since the accident Lindsay has been dumped as co-DJ for a Reebok launch event..among other things. Speaking of bad girls losing deals due to bad behavior, Paris Hilton has been dumped from a book that highlights the world's top heiresses..

Tammy Faye Baker has been battling colon cancer and doctors have decided to stop treatment. Meanwhile The Globe gossip rag has sunk to a new low and published what they call her 'last pics' even though she is still alive..

Brittany Murphy married Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack after only four months. And he sounds like a great catch. He's had two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud; an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm. The moron also gave a former fiancee an engagement ring that he said was a diamond but was instead a cubic zirconia. But that didn't happen this time with Brittany, she bought her own..

Spring fever is in full effect! The stars are out in full force showing off their bods in super short skirts, and bikinis..reality stars are loving Hawaii..and some are just grabbing a pizza to go. Other celebs have been breaking up with their significant others and some are just saying they did.

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Quickie pics..


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Link is the New Blog













Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (
CityRag)
Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Adam Levine













"The 'male Paris Hilton' thing really upset me. Not the sexual aspect of it, because people can do whatever they want. But I'm an articulate, intelligent, thinking human being. The fact that some people consider me to be vapid and ridiculous upsets me. People make judgements about my character that they really don't know."

-Adam Levine responding to PageSix.com who once referred to him as the 'male equivalent of Paris Hilton'

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Spicy Link Lovin'


Paula Abdul's people help her walk (EBG)
Paris Hilton lays it on thick, totes Bible around (CelebWarship)
Britney Spears and the tuber of doom! (AgentBedhead)
Angelina Jolie to take time off from acting (Bodog)
John Heder is a daddy! (PoponthePop)
Karolina Kurkova photoshoot (TheBlemish)
Miss Jamaica's a rasta rolemodel (CelebCrash)
Mick Jagger tried to make his penis bigger using bees! (RightCelebrity)
Is that Paris Hilton dancing onstage with Britney Spears? Heh. (Gabsmash)
Bizarre Cameron Diaz photoshoot (HollywoodBackwash)
Posh Spice mistaken for a blowup doll (CelebrityPuke)
What's embroidered on Matthew McConaughey's robe? (Bumpshack)
Hilarious Mountain Dew commercial (Yikers)
Today's nipple slip is.. (JordanisyourHomie)
Josh Hartnet and Penelope Cruz go public (DailyStab)

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Spicy's Link Lovin'


Paris Hilton to only serve 23 days (PopBytes)
Lindsay Lohan gets a ton of free shit, learns value of nothing (TheBlemish)
Calum Best is only interested in Lindsay's poon (HBW)
Carmen Electra is flexible (Gabsmash)
Hilary Duff speaks her mind about the Lohan cocaine video (Hollyscoop)
Thank you McDonalds!! (CityRag)
Heidi Klum HOT! (DerekHail)
Paris Hilton looks ridiculous trying to ride a bike! (IBBB)
Crazy bitches beating each others ass (Bumpshack)
Jodie Marsh= ultra whore (JIYH)
Kelly Osbourne is dumpy and has no dignity (RightCeleb)
Prince Harry will NOT be going to Iraq (EBG)
Will Pete Doherty and Kate Moss make it to the kiss or passout first? (ABH)
Britney Spears gets naked for fans (AIW)
Damn, I am really hungry for some.. (Distortrait)
Nicole Richie needs to choke on her own puke (TMZ)
Oprah has Frito toes (NinjaDude)
Which one is Serena, which one's the boyfriend? (POTP)

Monday, May 14, 2007

Today's Celebrity Dirt!

From the one and only Jackson Blue!

Candy Spelling's Open Letter to Paris Hilton

Candy reportedly sent this letter to TMZ who published it.

Dear Paris,

As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on
TMZ.com and elsewhere.)

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches -- whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is -- it's time to get real. It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.

Best,

Candy Spelling


Paris Hilton Goes to Church, Attempts to Become a Class Act

They're saying that Paris Hilton is "living like a nun" in order to avoid prison.

Paris' lawyers have reportedly told her to clean up her act in order to possibly get out of part of her jail sentence.

Paris has been seen dressing classier, and there have been no reports of nipple or crotch flashing.

Apparently Paris has told friends that she is not going to drink a drop of alcohol and that won't be hitting the clubs like she is usually known for.

Paris even went to church Sunday, in her Sunday best.

A friend of Paris' told Britain's The Sun newspaper, "Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.

"They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She's got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime."

Paris is scheduled to begin her sentence on June 5.

In other entertaining Paris Hilton news, rumor has it that Paris is learning self defense techniques so she can defend herself in the prison if need be. But I am doubting that a couple weeks of training would hardly do her any good against the hardened broads in there.

Heh.


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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Paris Hilton Responds to Accusations That She Feels She is 'Beyond the Law'

"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
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Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother's Day

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Cameron Diaz


























She made her bad choices; she's gonna have to deal with it."

- Cameron Diaz regarding Paris Hilton's jail sentence


Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother's Day!

Tuesday Spicy Link Lovin'


Paris Hilton, jailbird (GOTA)


Lindsay Lohan shows lots of white boob (DH)
A day in the life of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty

(ABH)
Since when did Cate Blanchett turn into a size 0 coke whore?
(CDL)

Paris rehires Elliott Mintz
(
Gabsmash)
Annie Lennox's daughter invites entire MySpace universe to party at her dad's house, chaos ensues
(BS)

WIN tickets to see Kellis here
(HS)
Paris Hilton smoking 'the weed'
(
IBBB)
Beyonce's huge thighs take up another magazine cover
(RC)
Dolly Parton is dangerously skinny because she is super old and that's what happens when you are older than dirt
(
TSW)


It's trailer park Barbie!
(JIYH)
Schwarzenegger will not get involved with Paris Hilton's case
(INO)
Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson get frisky
(CityRag)
Oh Mel B, close your legs!
(DS)

Britney Spears sexually assualted before shaving head?
(ND)
The latest celebrity DUI - Ty Pennington
(HBW)
Sanjaya on 'I Love New York 2'?
(POTP)
Jessica Simpson still flailing her boobs around
(TB)



Paris Hilton Fan Starts Lame Online Petition

Paris Hilton is trying to round up her two fans to sign an online petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.

I am doubting that the Governator would like the negative publicity that would go along with pardoning the bitch, but this is Hollywood we are talking about.

Some people are saying that they can't believe the sentence she has been given. WTF? I don't understand this at all. Just because the bitch didn't hit and injure or kill someone she should get off easy? Coming from a family who lost someone due to drinking and driving I can tell you she deserves this easy punishment, and she should sit in jail for 45 days and think about why she is there. I am personally offended that this stupid rich bitch really feels that she is beyond the law.

Some kiss ass named Joshua started the petition and Paris took it and ran with it. She is asking friends on her MySpace page to please sign it.

From her MySpace word for word...

"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON

To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created...

please go here:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781

I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition."



What do you say we have a little fun with this petition? I am going to. Sure, I'll sign it, Paris, but it won't be in favor of your dumb ass being pardoned.

I hope the bitch gets what she deserves. Sign the petition Smackaholics, and tell the stupid twat what we think of her!

Heh.

(See the entire petition and Spicy's response in the comments of this post.)

Monday, May 7, 2007

Paris & Kathy Hilton Angry About Jail Sentence, Publicist Fired

Both Paris and Kathy Hilton are livid over the jail sentence handed to Paris by a Los Angeles judge.

Paris spoke out first to photographers outside her home Saturday. "I told the truth..I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."

Kathy Hilton ranted to Hollywood.com this weekend. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers' money with this nonsense. It is a joke."

Paris' claim all along has been that she was unaware her driving privileges had been revoked when she was stopped for driving without headlights on February 27. Her blue Bentley was impounded.

Hilton's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, says he will appeal "to modify the sentence."

Hilton is blaming the entire incident on her longtime publicist, Elliott Mintz. She claims he told her that she was allowed to drive for work-related reasons after the first 30 days of her license suspension.

In Touch magazine is reporting that Hilton fired Mintz over the weekend.


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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Paris Hilton's New Home Away From Home

Sometime before June 5th Paris Hilton's new home will be the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County’s jail for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.

Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a 12x8 foot cell equipped with only a toilet, sink, 6" wide window, and a polished metal mirror.

Paris will receive three low-sodium meals a day, and dinner will be her only hot meal. Her diet will be poultry based, the jail does not allow any pork or beef to be served.

The spoiled heiress will have to rise early for breakfast which is served between 6:30-7:30am.

Hilton will be allowed outside her cell for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor activities or talk on one of the telephones that use prepaid phone cards. Paris will not be allowed to use her personal cell phone or Blackberry.

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Awesome Paris Caricature: POTO