Lindsay Lohan's Smug PSA

You gotta love TMZ.

They dug up this PSA announcement against drunk driving that Lohan did when she was eighteen. She doesn't seem to take it very seriously and she looks like she just tooted something up her nose..

California Alcohol Agency May Investigate Hollywood Club 'Les Deux' After Lohan Crash

California's Liquor Control Board is talking with the Beverly Hills Police Department to determine if Lindsay Lohan was served alcohol illegally the night of the crash.

According to TMZ, Lindsay partied at Les Deux hours before she crashed her Mercedes into a palm tree. The gossip website even has video of Lohan leaving the WeHo hotspot around 3:30 a.m., an hour-and-a-half after closing time.

Reps for Les Deux are saying that Lindsay did not drink at the establishment and never has.

TMZ also contacted California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control spokesman John Carr who spoke with them and said that the agency will be reviewing witness reports to see if a formal investigation should come about. Another looming question they would like to have answered is if Lohan or or anyone else for that matter were served after hours. California's closing time is 2am.

Gee, do you think it took them long enough? Lindsay has been seen partying at Hollywood nightclubs for a few years now even though she doesn't turn 21 until July. I even remember seeing her sitting outside one place for lunch last year (was it The Ivy?) with a Corona in front of her.

Being a former bartender I have always been shocked and amazed at how underage celebrities are photographed arriving at, partying in, or exiting nightclubs. But as everyone knows, you get special treatment in Hollywood when you're a star. Especially when you are the 'it' girl.

I truly hope that the investigation goes down. We celebrity gossip bloggers have been complaining about this issue for years now and finally something is being done about it. Now I am not saying that Lindsay was in fact being served by Le Deux that night, but I promise you that it's happened before.

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Svedka Vodka to Sponsor Lindsay Lohan's 21st Birthday Party

Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday is fast approaching and plans for the July bash are well underway.

The party will be held at Las Vegas' Pure nightclub, a place she has drank and partied many times before her 21st birthday. So she already knows the joint.

Hell, Lindsay even has herself a sponsor for the party, and no, it's not the AA type of sponsor. That sponsor is none other than Svedka vodka. Yes, the official beverage of choice to tote around in water bottles while clubbing.

Why don't they just get the fucking coca plant to sponsor her party?

Lohan's spokesperson told NY Daily News that they were "unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."

That's got to be a tough occupation. Covering Lindsay Lohan's tracks can't be easy.

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Britney Spears Demands to Be Let Off Plane

Because it was not equipped with leather seats!

Spears 'wigged' out when she found out that her United Airlines flight taking her from LA to Miami Firday night did not have leather seats for her fat ass to sit in.

Passenger Tony Sanchez told Splash News, "She just said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane. It hasn't got leather seats.' "

The captain had no balls and accommodated Spears request, but then magically grew a pair as he later apologized to passengers.

"He said a passenger wanted to get off so he had to respect their wishes. He didn't say it was Britney Spears." Sanchez said. "Some people were getting really annoyed."

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Blind Item: "Noting Else in Her Purse Except Coke"

From our friend the entertainment lawyer at Crazy Days & Nights, who has the best blind items around!

"So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems. The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself."

Any guesses Smackaholics?

I would have to say this HAS to be Ms. Nicole 'I don't do drugs anymore' Richie. She is the only star that we hear about being carried out of clubs on a regular basis. Supposedly due to exhaustion everytime..of course.

Paris Hilton Fan Starts Lame Online Petition

Paris Hilton is trying to round up her two fans to sign an online petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.

I am doubting that the Governator would like the negative publicity that would go along with pardoning the bitch, but this is Hollywood we are talking about.

Some people are saying that they can't believe the sentence she has been given. WTF? I don't understand this at all. Just because the bitch didn't hit and injure or kill someone she should get off easy? Coming from a family who lost someone due to drinking and driving I can tell you she deserves this easy punishment, and she should sit in jail for 45 days and think about why she is there. I am personally offended that this stupid rich bitch really feels that she is beyond the law.

Some kiss ass named Joshua started the petition and Paris took it and ran with it. She is asking friends on her MySpace page to please sign it.

From her MySpace word for word...

"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON

To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created...

please go here:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781

I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition."

What do you say we have a little fun with this petition? I am going to. Sure, I'll sign it, Paris, but it won't be in favor of your dumb ass being pardoned.

I hope the bitch gets what she deserves. Sign the petition Smackaholics, and tell the stupid twat what we think of her!

Heh.

(See the entire petition and Spicy's response in the comments of this post.)

Andy Dick Loves His Cocaine

As do many, many celebrities, only someone got a photograph of Andy partaking in a snort-a-thon at a New York club.

The Enquirer is reporting that he was openly snorting the drug for all to see at Manhattan's Snitch club on April 24.

The person who took the photo told the Enquirer "Andy dick was a complete mess. He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."

"He began banging around the place, making a nuisance of himself. Some of the other people on the dance floor were getting pretty worried."

Gee, shocking. Andy's a dick and a loser.


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Laura Dern Blames Lesbian Kiss With Ellen on Her Career Downfall

Ellen DeGeneres and Laura Dern reunited Monday on DeGeneres' syndicated talk show to discuss the famous lesbian kiss they shared for Ellen's coming out episode on her sitcom ten years ago.

Ellen came out of the closet in real life while her sitcom character did the same.

In her character's coming-out episode, Dern shared a kiss with her during a guest stint on the ABC series, 'Ellen'. Dern told Ellen that she couldn't get a job for more than a year after the show aired.

"There was certainly backlash, I guess, (that) we all felt from it," she told DeGeneres, who said she was sorry and "had no idea" that Dern had gotten the cold shoulder in Hollywood.

Not getting work felt "awfully terrifying," recalled Dern, who said she's grateful for the "extraordinary experience and opportunity" to be a part of the groundbreaking episode, which also guest starred Oprah Winfrey, Demi Moore and Melissa Etheridge.

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Ivanka Trump with Donald Trump Jr. at The Apprentice Party

Ivanka is looking pretty hot here, but her brother, Don Jr., is one creepy Eddie Munster looking mofo.

In fact if Eddie Munster and Donald Trump mated (sorry Ivana) this is what the child would look like.

Don inherited Donald Sr.'s small, puckered mouth that results in that trademark Trump 'bitter beer face'. Of course he married a model though. Just like daddy.

Regardless of what a man looks like he can get trim if he has cash. And the Trump's drive that point home.

The Lindsay Lohan WTF of the Day

Lindsay Lohan talked with Allure magazine and had some interesting things to say.

Was she coked up when she did this interview?

On rehab:

"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."

On being a caretaker for family & friends:

"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe. When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."

On her post rehab clubbing:

"It's my life!"

On her reputation:

"Everybody's tired of hearing things about me... I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."