Jessica Simpson Fills Out Her Mom Jeans

Jessica Simpson wore a black tank top, thick belt and high waisted jeans.

Not too flattering on her these days!


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TGIF Quickies...

Paris Hilton plans on looking her best when she struts her ass into the jail house Monday. She has a hair and makeup team meeting her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.. She may have been putting on her best church girl look for the media but behind closed doors you know the bitch is still getting her party on. Paris' friends reportedly threw a 'going away' party for her a couple nights ago.. Meanwhile, while she serves her sentence she'll temporarily disappear from advertisements for a South Korean sportswear firm.. Britney Spears is just glad they aren't friends anymore...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may just rebound into each other's beds. After Tony Romo supposedly told Carrie Underwood that they needed a break, rumors are flying that he and Simpson may be up to no good..

A doctor has found nodules in Courtney Love's throat and has ordered her to quit smoking. Love says she thinks she will get fat again after she quits the habit..

Around the Web..

Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.

Jessica Simpson in New York After Returning From Cannes - 5/21

Monday Link Lovin'!

Britney Spears is desperate to remind us that she's lost weight.. (CWS)
Of course Calum Best will keep Lindsay Lohan around awhile ~ she bangs him like a caged monkey on crack! (DListed)
I miss Sanjaya too.. (INO)
Nice ass Eva Longoria! (DS)
Give DerekHail a sympathy hit, his car was broken into and everything was taken (DerekHail)
Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen go clubbing (CP)
Is Edie Brit Dead!? (PopBytes)
Jessica Simpson wants a piece of Jude Law (Bumpshack)
Scott Stapp arrested on domestic assault charge (ASL)
Bald bitches! (CityRag)
I agree 100% with EvilBeet about the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels! (EBG)
IBBB interviews Jesse Brune of The Workout! (IBBB)
Paris to pen a prison diary? BWAHA! (POTP)
Paris and Nicole are two fake ass bitches (JIYH)
Giving David Beckham a run for his money? (ABH)
Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff catfight? (TheBlemish)
Omg, remember Billy Beer? Most of you are probably too young.. (GenosWorld)
Danica Patrick in leather (RC)
She could wear a steel brassiere and those things would still poke through (NinjaDude)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer porking away again? (Hollyscoop)
Brangelina in Cannes (Gabsmash)
Lindsay Lohan is done pretending she is clean and sober (HBW)


Evening Link Love!


Jessica Simpson boobies (F&C)
The Spice Girls are Reuniting? (AIW)
Britney Spears, sit your ass DOWN! (CrankyGrammy)
Pamela Anderson in skimpy bikini flaunting it (DS)
Australian girls playing cricket in bikinis (Yikers)

Jessica Simpson: Hot or Not?

Jessica Simpson has been constantly changing her look.

She's gone from blonde to brunette to her latest color, red. I don't really care for the red locks on her. I think this hairstyle is way 'too old' for her. She looks like Ann Margaret or something.

But I am loving that bag..bitch hand it over!

Tuesday Spicy Link Lovin'

Paris Hilton, jailbird (GOTA)


Lindsay Lohan shows lots of white boob (DH)
A day in the life of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty
(ABH)
Since when did Cate Blanchett turn into a size 0 coke whore?
(CDL)
Paris rehires Elliott Mintz
(Gabsmash)
Annie Lennox's daughter invites entire MySpace universe to party at her dad's house, chaos ensues
(BS)

WIN tickets to see Kellis here
(HS)
Paris Hilton smoking 'the weed'
(IBBB)
Beyonce's huge thighs take up another magazine cover
(RC)
Dolly Parton is dangerously skinny because she is super old and that's what happens when you are older than dirt
(TSW)

It's trailer park Barbie!
(JIYH)
Schwarzenegger will not get involved with Paris Hilton's case
(INO)
Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson get frisky
(CityRag)
Oh Mel B, close your legs!
(DS)

Britney Spears sexually assualted before shaving head?
(ND)
The latest celebrity DUI - Ty Pennington
(HBW)
Sanjaya on 'I Love New York 2'?
(POTP)
Jessica Simpson still flailing her boobs around
(TB)

Jessica Simpson at the 2nd Anniversary Of The Pussycat Dolls Lounge

Baby Shiloh Brings You Link Lovin'

New Baby Shiloh pics
(POTP)

Lindsay Lohan checks out Britney Spears
(DS)
Playboy Playmate of the Year
(BS)
Kate Moss is stoned and spreading 'em
(ABH)
Kelly Clarkson scraps her new album
(CDL)
This week's Harriet Carter junk highlights
(IBBB)
Jessica Simpson's assistant is a rich bitch
(Gabsmash)
Pamela Anderson wants to see Scarlett Johansson naked
(DH)
Kim Basinger in court, media kicked out
(HS)
Debbie Matenopoulos to score Playboy deal?
(HBW)
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are cheap
(F&C)
Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff in ridiculous MySpace catfight
(JIYH)
Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco to reconcile?
(INO)
Kate Bosworth's nipple
(NinjaDude)
Colin Farrell's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend commits suicide shortly after being dumped by her
(TheBlemish)

Marisa Miller is a Super Thin Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson in Los Angeles

Spicy Morning Link Love

Fergie gets some Stepfather love (DrunkenStepfather)

Britney Spears pens Prince Williams her support (AgentBedhead)
Christina Aguilera fans attack (CityRag)
Sanjaya goes to Washington (Bumpshack)
TomKat does NYC (Hollyscoop)

More pics from Lindsay Lohan's hacked MySpace (CDL)
Jessica Simpson pulled a cameltoe in that nasty getup she wroe the other day (IBBB)
Some guy posts a Paris Hilton nipple slip in a Hilton hotel (JIYH)
Kim Stewart needs to get rid of the Uggs (CelebrityPuke)

9 year old Sanjaya performs (TMZ)
Jennifer Love Hewitt blah blah blah (DailyStab)
No more Sanjaya no more Shyamali (Fatback&Collards)
Lindsay Lohan backs out of movie with Kiera Knightley (Gabsmash)

Stupid pet tricks casting call for Letterman (Glitterati)
Jessica Alba panties (TheBlemish)
Mischa Bartons slit (NinjaDude)
Jessica Alba gets all sweaty (HB)

Spicy Link Love Parade

Larry Birkhead and Baby Dannielynn photoshoot (EvilBeet)

Akon nearly raping a 15 year old onstage in Trinidad -WTF! (DListed)
Cameron Diaz without a bra (DrunkenStepfather)
Kelly Clarkson is chunky but adorable (HollywoodBackwash)
American Idols Country Music Night (IBBB)

Jessica Biel has great legs and everything else (JIYH)
Jessica Simpson in jeans up to her armpits (Bumpshack)
Avril Lavigne is pink, punk, puke! (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere is allowed into bars even though she is 17 (CelebrityPuke)

Justin Timberlake with an even gnarlier nose (Distortrait)
John Travolta compares himself to Elvis and Marilyn Monroe (AgentBedhead)
Dita Von Teese performing (DrunkenStepfather)
Newinformation on the Virginia Tech shooter (Hollyscoop)

Angelina Jolie was a kindergarten porn star (NinjaDude)
Fantasia takes pics of her ass with a cell phone cam (PoponthePop)
Suri Cruise turns 1 (TheBlemish)
Adriana Lima's slipping (DerekHail)

Jessica Simpson Slips a Nipple

Jessica must have needed a little press, because yesterday she went out with her bosoms overflowing.

She wore a black top with a plunging neckline and her ample assets were swelling with excitement. Of course she didn't notice her right breast was falling out of her shirt as she whisked by the photographers.

Like Paris, Jessica has been tanning way too often and looks a burnt sienna color. Yep, just like the crayon.

Source:CelebUtopia