Link is the New Blog

Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (CityRag)
Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Spicy Link Love

Love or hate the new blonde Beckham?
(US)
Get your mind out of the gutter!
(CityRag)
Alec Baldwin wants out of '30 Rock'
(F&C)
Kevin Federline is all class baby
(AgentBedhead)
John Travolta's private jet annoys the hell out of the neighbors
(Gabsmash)
The Perez Hilton Show
(SuperNews)
But I thought it was Brooke Shield's kids birthday..?
(Glitterati)
For those who watch ANTM
(IBBB)
I hope this is true about Prince and Paris Hilton
(TheBlemish)
Lindsay Lohan spreads for a magazine spread
(POTP)
Hollywood's Best Bods
(TheSkinny)
I have and will never see a cab driver that looks like this
(NinjaDude)
Mary Kate Olsen looking better than she has in ages
(Hollyscoop)
Pamela Anderson brings CJ Parker back
(JIYH)
Jenny McCarthy's son diagnosed with autism (HBW)

Spicy Link Lovin'

Jason Wahler gets wasted and plays Russian Roulette (HB)

Heath Ledger looking goofy as The Joker (DerekHail)
Morgan Fairchild has a huge rack (DrunkenStepfather)
Kim Basinger denies leaking Alec Bladwin rant tape (Bumpshack)
Madonna denies baby daddy (F&C)

Bitches on parade (AIW)
Kevin Federline and blue hairs in Vegas (AgentBedhead)
Jewel and her tig ol' bitties (CelebrityPuke)
Danica Patrick in kinky leather (RightCelebrity)

Scarlett Johanson taps into your inner pervert (CelebSlam)
Funny fake celebrity mugshots (CityRag)
Milla Jovovich is pregnant (DailyStab)
Look at the sack on Matthew McConaughey! (Distortrait)

Richie Sambora's dad dies (STAR)
Christie Brinkley gets revenge on cheating husband (NationalEnquirer)
David Beckham and sons (Gabsmash)
The reason Britney Spears flaked at last years Heatherette show has everything to do with drugs, booze and vomit (EvilBeet)

Jesse Metcalfe is stacked (POTO)
Jennifer Love Hewitt sells panties (IBBB)
Sarah Harding models lingerie and bikinis (JIYH)
Lily Allen says Victoria Beckham is horrendous (Hollyscoop)

Tori Spelling joins NutriSystem (INO)
Pete Wentz wants to open a bar (TheBlemish)
Is JLo worth a $2 million dollar appearance? (ICYDK)
Amanda Bynes at Mr. Chow (NinjaDude)

I Love New York uncut ending (POTP)
Joe Francis in chains..heh (TMZ)
Larry Birkheads plans for baby Dannielynn (ET)
Dita Von Teese speaks of her failed marriage to Marilyn Manson (US)

Spicy Lunchbreak Links!

Joss Stone bartends (DrunkenStepfather)
Did Kevin Federline tap Lindsay Lohan? (DerekHail)
I heart Henry Rollins too (AgentBedhead)
Smack my hippie up! (CityRag)
Adam Sandler and his children (DailyStab)
Avril Lavigne is boring (AllieisWired)
Reichen's new piece of arse (DListed)
Sarah Silverman VS Imus (EvilBeet)
Haley Scarnato videos (RightCelebrity)
Courtney Love denies gastric band (ImNotObsessed)
This pic of Sanjaya's sister had to be a photochop, her face is too big! (NInjaDude)
Brooke Hogan sucking it in again and again and again (TheBlemish)
Sanjaya fans UNITE! (SanjayaFanNetwork)