Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts

Thursday, May 31, 2007

It's a Little Late to Be Linkin'

I am SO LATE on posting these, please forgive me..the weather has just been too nice!

Here's the today's best gossip links!

You would never recognize David Beckham at 17 years old! (CWS)
Xtina Aguilera smells like.. (ABH)
Now that's a stupid bitch! (HS)
A real Swedish princess in a bikini (HBW)
Danielle Lloyd bikini pics (DSF)
Some of the funniest e-cards evar! (INO)
Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood dunzo? (TB)
Posh Spice hates gossip bloggers and our 'pseudo names'. Bitch. (TS)
I love Rosie but this photoshopped pic of her is hysterical! (POTP)
Some dickhead took this pic of Jodie Fosters ass (ND)
Harry Potter just might get his own theme park in Orlando (BS)
Jessica Alba could give 'two shits' about the paps (DH)
Cameron Diaz doesn't get the whole plastic surgery thing (CCS)
This is what you get when you cross a distorted Matthew McConaughey with Melanie Griffith (Distortrait)
Listen to Kelly Rowland latest (TGJ)
Alyssa Milano tries to get deep on our ass (GW)
When you mix Cher & Portishead you get... (PB)
The latest random Ashlee Simpson pics (ICYDK)
Sienna Miller see-thru top (JIYH)
Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis on TRL (DS)
Nelly Furtado has 'bitter beer face'! (IBBB)
Calum Best admits he's a coke whore (EBG)
Janice Dickinson wants to get in Sir Paul's pants (GG)
Jessica Biel looks hot in the morning (DSF)
Who was a scarier kid? Drew Barrymore vs. Kirsten Dunst (CityRag)

These pics remind me of a song I used to sing as a kid...'Fat and Skinny ran a race..Skinny fell down and broke her face and Fat won the race!' (DListed)

Friday, May 25, 2007

Around the Web..

Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Jessica Biel














"[One director told me,] 'I'm not looking for the sexiest woman; I'm looking for the girl next door.'...Parts I really want aren't going to me. Like 'The Other Boleyn Girl' with Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. I don't want to say that there's nothing I love that I can't have. But there's still the occasional script that the director doesn't want to see you for. They want that top tier of girls."


- Jessica Biel in the Elle June 2007 issue regarding her being considered 'too sexy' for certain roles

Source

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

It's Link O'Clock, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?




















Jessica Biel makes sex faces
(
DrunkenStepfather)


The ugly drunk bitch from Flavor of Love has a sex tape coming
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POTP)
Larry Birkhead and baby Dannielynn head home finally
(
DailyStab)
Victoria's Secret says take a hike Giselle!
(
RightCelebrity)
Old clip of Sanford and Son, because it ruled
(
Bumpshack)
Whitney Houston still gittin' some
(
CityRag)
Britney and rehab boy spend the night together
(
INO)
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson blah, blah, blah..
(
EvilBeet)
Snort another line Lindsay
(
DerekHail)
Keira Knightley is SO full of shit!
(
DListed)
90210 reunion
(
STAR)
Prince Harry is off to war
(
Hollyscoop)
Pete Wentz is so...pretty
(
JIYH)
Quick! Someone buy that bitch a drink!
(
TheBlemish)
Paris Hilton is at her happiest when with someone homely
(
DrunkenStepfather)
Prince William sows his royal oats
(
TheBosh)
Kate Bosworth looks fab in a bikini
(
TheSkinny)
Joe Francis presents Prison Guys Gone Wild!
(
LiquidGeneration)
Kate Moss is overrated
(
NinjaDude)
Who changed her clothes eight times in one day?
(
HBW)

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Spicy Link Love Parade

Larry Birkhead and Baby Dannielynn photoshoot (EvilBeet)

Akon nearly raping a 15 year old onstage in Trinidad -WTF! (DListed)
Cameron Diaz without a bra (DrunkenStepfather)
Kelly Clarkson is chunky but adorable (HollywoodBackwash)
American Idols Country Music Night (IBBB)

Jessica Biel has great legs and everything else (JIYH)
Jessica Simpson in jeans up to her armpits (Bumpshack)
Avril Lavigne is pink, punk, puke! (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere is allowed into bars even though she is 17 (CelebrityPuke)

Justin Timberlake with an even gnarlier nose (Distortrait)
John Travolta compares himself to Elvis and Marilyn Monroe (AgentBedhead)
Dita Von Teese performing (DrunkenStepfather)
Newinformation on the Virginia Tech shooter (Hollyscoop)

Angelina Jolie was a kindergarten porn star (NinjaDude)
Fantasia takes pics of her ass with a cell phone cam (PoponthePop)
Suri Cruise turns 1 (TheBlemish)
Adriana Lima's slipping (DerekHail)