Showing posts with label Kafkaesque. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kafkaesque. Show all posts

Sunday, April 17, 2011

New blog design for 2011

Howdy, my friends. How have you been lately? I've been very busy and I will be more busy in the next weeks. Unfortunately my blogging suffers under the recent developments and my updates will be a little scarce, probably for the first time in my blog's history. But after a month I should be fine, I'll find a way to manage my blog and my life at the same time, that's for sure. I have some posts in drafts for a while now, so they'll jump in for the time being.

How do you like my new blog design? It does keep some elements of the old blog, but colors are completely new and especially my header is totally changed. I think it looks a bit more professional compared to my old one. I removed the rotating header photos and added a summary of my posts to the blog's main page. The sharing buttons are also new, I think they complement the design very well. But I still want to tweak some minor things, especially the sidebars and my pages. That will have to wait, though. The main part is done now and I want to keep this layout for a while (until I get bored with it). I have also undone the right-click disabler and sorted my resource on Taiwan, Taipei and travel in a new way, because I have too many articles and I want them to be easier accessible.

Wishing you a lovely week.

Next post will be a big one about Ximending, it's long overdue.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

New life, 2011

Greetings readers,

how have you been so far? I'm fine, but very tired recently. I started a new job, which is very demanding, but definitely the best one I ever had. I'm learning so much each day, but I'm at work almost all the time and have no time to do anything else during the week. That's something very new for someone like me, who used to be a freelancer. I'm adapting and learning fast, even though it's a completely new field for me. I have very friendly and supportive colleagues and the company is really top. Not sure, how often I will update my blog, but it will probably be less in the upcoming weeks, because I have a lot to learn and really need to pay attention to everything around me. Once I become "the master of my domain", I'll return to regular updating and reading other blogs. I seriously have no time now. I hope you understand.

I'm also trying to change my blog's layout. I'm currently tweaking this template, but the code is very complicated and making things the way I want proves to be very tedious and time consuming. I'm not sure, if I'll pick this one in the end, even though I love some features like the automatic read more function and the header with two link bars, that doesn't have a border on the left and right. Actually that's something I really want to have on my next layout, but I also want a template, where it's easy to add new widgets in Blogger's Page Elements (the one I mentioned before doesn't support that). If any of you geeks have some tips for me, I'm very eager to hear them. If you have links to great Blogger templates, share with me, but keep in mind, that I want a header like the one I linked to above.

Wishing you a great Sunday.

Your MKL

Friday, March 25, 2011

My blog is 3 years old today

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MKL gathering material for a blog post, @Miramar, 3/2011.

Exactly 3 years ago I wrote this post and I had no idea where my blogging journey will bring me. I just started a simple blogspot blog and ranted about my daily life few times a month. It took me over a year to start updating regularly and almost a year and a half to get a group of loyal readers and commentators. I decided to expand my blog by adding another one for informative articles and another one for bigger photos, yet gave them the same design and name, so that all three blogs feel like one. Then came an increase of haters, recognition, awards, criticism and more criticism, which surprised me a lot and made me look like a very important person. But those who follow me for a long time, know that I don't feel that way. I still feel I'm running simple blogspot blogs, sharing my passions for Slovenia, Taiwan, Taipei, traveling, photography and many other things. Of course I enjoy getting more traffic and more comments, but that's all that is. I'm not making any real money (only few bucks with Ad Sense, which I plan to remove soon), I don't write advertorials, I'm not associated with any organization, everything I recommend, from food to interesting places to visit, is purely because I believe that others may enjoy these things as well. And I'm planning to continue this way, but I think I may update less, because I will be very busy in the near future. If you want to read some of my best or most popular posts, go to my best of page.

My plans for the near future:
  • I want to be one of the best resources on traveling to Taipei (and Taiwan). Once I finish visiting all the famous parts of the city, I will write detailed guides for travelers and link to my posts.

  • I want to be the best resource on night markets in Taipei and Taiwan. I have blogged in great detail about 20 night markets so far and I hope I will manage to introduce over 50 by the end of the year. What I try to do is be systematic and thorough, something that many websites and blogs lack.

  • I will continue blogging about the places I visit in Taiwan or elsewhere and share them with you. Expect a big series of posts on Tainan, Hualien, Penghu and Kinmen in the future.

  • I'll post a lot of Chinese vocabulary, because I'm currently learning to write and read Chinese. I think it will be useful to those who are also learning Chinese, so stay tuned.

  • I will make few changes on the layout, but only minor ones, because I'm generally happy with the way it is.
Thanks again to those who still stick around and read my blog(s) and comment (or don't comment). The main blog is here and will remain here. If you're a big fan of me, you can subscribe to my 2nd and 3rd blog as well. They will however be a lot about Taiwan and may not be updated regularly in the future. If you feel like getting updates of all my 3 blogs on one platform, please follow me on my recently established Facebook page. We're a small community, but steadily growing.

Happy birthday to my blog.

To those, who like statistics: As of today, I have written over 1000 posts, made over 50 pages and received nearly 10.000 comments. I have 233 subscribers in Google Reader, between 700-1000 daily visitors. All together in the past 3 years I have almost 300.000 unique visitors and nearly 700.000 page views and the trend is constantly on the up (stats count all 3 blogs together).

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

World's most expensive vegetable garden can be found in Taipei

Possibly the most expensive garden in the world

The world's most expensive vegetable garden is one step away from Taipei 101.

Few days ago my girlfriend and I went to Xinyi, Taipei's modern district full of high rise buildings and home to the former world's tallest building, the 509m tall Taipei 101. The area is full of office buildings and department stores as well as home to some of the most expensive apartment buildings in Taiwan. Quite a few of Taiwan's rich and famous own a condo in this area. But while walking around this fancy neighborhood, I noticed something unusual. Amid all these modern fancy buildings there's a vegetable garden.

Mmmh, green salad, looks like it loves to grow here.

My girlfriend told me that the small piece of land, which used to be farmland in the past, has multiple owners. They couldn't agree on a price to sell, even though they could probably get millions of dollars for that. Instead, they turned the land into a vegetable garden. Isn't that amazing?

Looks like the cabbage enjoys the fertile soil of Xinyi, too.

Do you think something like that is possible in China? I would dare to say no, but I'm not very sure. Taiwan is different. The government doesn't just grab a piece of land to build something on it. Ok, well, sometimes it does, but that's another story. Nevertheless, the most expensive vegetable garden can be found in Taiwan, right next to Taipei 101 and the World Trade Center exhibition hall. Please don't steal the cabbage!

UPDATE: According to various sources (1, 2 and 3), this small piece of land is called D1 and will be soon put up for auction and sold to a big investor, actually this March. So it won't be long, when this cute vegetable garden will disappear and probably be replaced by a new exquisite condo or office building. I'm glad I had the chance to see it and take some photos.

[My TAIPEI page][My XINYI page][All photos by MKL, 2011]

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

恭喜發財!

My new year wishes for my Taiwanese, Chinese and Singaporean friends


My own handwriting, scanned.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My blog's traffic for 2010

My blog's traffic for 2010

I've noticed that some bloggers published their annual blog stats, which gave me the idea to publish mine. Actually my title should be "My blogs' traffic", as most of you know, I have 3 blogs (with 3 feeds), but they're all from one Blogger account and have the same name. That's my concept and it's really going well for me.

1 My stats for December 2010

I had 21,640 unique visits (and 60,132 page views), which is 698 visits per day.

2 My stats for the whole 2010

I had 212,182 unique visits (and 476,091 page views), which is 581 visits a day.

3 Subscriber stats

My main blog (this one) has 171 subscribers in Google reader, my Quick-post blog has 37 and my photo blog has 5, because it's relatively new. There are of course more feed aggregators, but I haven't checked any other than the one from Google. I've also noticed that there must be at least 20 regular visitors, who bookmarked my blog and about 30 who come irregularly, but also bookmarked one of my blogs or posts.

4 Most popular posts

Believe it or not, my most popular posts are usually the one about women. They bring me the most traffic from Google and that's why I like to write them. They increase my blog's searchability and many people are browsing my other stuff, too, when they come here looking for a post about a certain model or singer. My best day was August 25, when I had 7747 visitors on my blog in one single day and they were all reading my most popular post of 2010: Visit Taipei in traditional Chinese (22235 views in the whole year). The runner-up post was about Elly Tran Ha (18990 views in the whole year) and third was about Yao Yao (15862 views in the whole year). It's funny that these two posts became so popular, because they're so simple and boring. But for some reason they always show up close to the top of Google's search results, even though there are thousands of posts about these two (former) internet sensations.

5 Plans for 2011

I doubt that I can top 2010's traffic, but if I come close to it, I'll already consider it a huge success. I'm just a simple blogspot blog, who writes about so many different things, so I think my traffic is not bad. Sure, I hope I could have around 1000 daily views and double my subscribers, but that's hard to predict. I'll continue to write personal, funny, trivial and encyclopedic posts, mixed with my travelogues and foodventures. A lot will be about Taiwan, because that's where I will soon relocate, but I try to make it general and interesting also to those, who don't care about the country so much. I can't wait to go around Taipei with my girlfriend's DSLR and visit all the night markets, temples and famous spots. I do aspire to be the number 1 blog on Taipei and one of the best resources on Taiwan in general. Besides, my girlfriend and I plan to visit Japan, not sure, if we can make it, though. If we do make it, be sure I'll blog about it for a month. Regarding my layout, I'm never really satisfied. The buttons I use on my sidebars are all made with Photoshop and are in jpg. format. I'm thinking about making a CSS styled vertical navigation bar. And also I think I'm gonna make all my 3 blogs same color, so it'll really look like one.

What do you think about these ideas regarding the layout?
What was your traffic for 2010 and which posts and topics were most popular?

Saturday, January 15, 2011

De-lurk: Tell me what brings you here


Dear silent reader,

I would be happy, if you comment below and tell me what brings you to my blog regularly. You can comment anonymously or not, whatever you choose, it's fine to me. Just tell me what is it that makes you return here either daily or occasionally, I'm just curious about it. I've noticed that I have some regular daily visitors coming to my blog from Taiwan, USA, Canada, Russia, Malaysia, Germany and Slovenia. Of course there are many occasional visitors from countries like Singapore, Philippines, France, UK, Australia, Mauritius and Japan. And I'm sure also from elsewhere, I just can't track everybody, because I have on average about 500 visits a day, sometimes even more.

I'm very happy about everybody, who loves to frequent here, that's something that keeps me going. I'm sorry that lately I'm not very productive on this blog, but that's because I'm busy with many things. But wait till I come to Taiwan, I'll have a lot to blog about for sure. Hopefully you won't get tired of me.

So, once again, I ask you: What brings you here regularly? What do you like to read? Is it because of me or is it my content? Whatever you write or reveal about yourself and your reasons, I'll be happy to read, because I'm very curious. And remember: You can comment anonymously, if you want, you can comment in German, Slovenian, Chinese, I'm fine with it.

I'll work hard to provide good posts in the future,

all the best in 2011 to all of us.

Your MKL

Friday, January 7, 2011

My Kafkaesque experience with the bureaucracy

Moving to another continent is not easy

These days I'm very busy. I'm totally focused on getting my documents translated and verified, so I can move to Taiwan and tie the knot with my sweet girlfriend. Although I had the feeling, that things won't be so easy, I'm surprised how complicated it is to get 4 documents translated and verified. I keep getting different information everywhere I go and every time I come to a new office they say I've done something wrong. The only good thing is, that it gets fixed that way. It's a very slow progress and at this point I still don't know when I can step off the plane and set foot on Taiwanese soil. I'm now somewhat half way through, but the expense is bigger than I expected and it's more time consuming, because I have to do 3 times more things than I was told initially. And most of them can only be done in the capital city, which is over 2h away by train. Once I have all my Slovenian documents translated to English and verified by our courts and ministries, I need to submit them to the Taiwan Trade Office in Vienna (equivalent of an embassy) and when it gets verified there, I can apply for visa. After I get that, I can finally travel to Taiwan and tie the knot with my cute girlfriend. Of course it doesn't stop here. Once in Taiwan, I need to translate everything to Chinese and verify again (and pray that they don't say something's wrong with my documents). Then and only then I will be able to marry my Lily and live in Taiwan with her. I do feel stressed sometimes, not only because I feel like Joseph K., but because it's a long and cold winter and a lot of time has passed, since I've been together with Lily. I miss her more and more by the day. It's about time we meet in Taoyuan, don't you think? So please, my Kafkaesque bureaucrats, work faster, I have a plane to catch and a woman to marry.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

House Hunters International are looking for expats in Taiwan for a TV show

Do you want to be part of a show?

Sometimes I get emails from various people and companies asking me to write about their product or let them guest post here. I usually decline. But yesterday a TV producer from America got in touch with me by sending me the following email, which I agreed to publish here, because I won't participate in the show, but I'd like to help her (see the video above to get an impression of the show). If any of you would like to join, read through the email and check the details I provided at the end:

Dear MKL,

I found your details on your blog, I hope you might be able to help me with my strange request!

I am a Producer working on a television show called House Hunters International which follows English speaking expats in their quest to purchase a house abroad. I am hoping to find English speaking expats to profile who are living in Taiwan. I wonder if you or any of your expat contacts might be interested in getting involved?! Please find a little blurb about the show below:

House Hunters International is a half-hour program currently airing on the Home and Garden Television Network (HGTV). The program is a spin-off of the popular House Hunters and has spent the last several seasons exploring the idiosyncrasies of buying real estate in other countries. HHI is about a personal journey of discovery and the making of life-long dreams.

The series is designed to de-mystify the international home-buying process by going behind the scenes of a house hunt where buyers and their real estate agents tour 3 homes. At its core, House Hunters International is a travel show concentrating on the idiosyncrasies of the locales and what makes them special and different. A great deal of effort will be made to capture rich visuals and to provide sequences where viewers will be exposed to local vistas, traditions, lifestyles and architecture.

Please get in touch if you have any more questions about the show. I look forward to hearing from you!

Best wishes and many thanks,

Michelle

So if you're an English speaking expat in Taiwan and looking for a house, get in touch with Michelle. Her email is: MichelleJames[at]leopardfilms.com. Good luck :)

Would you participate in such show?

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Mark Zuckerberg spent New Year in Taipei, the capital of Taiwan!

OMG! Mark Zuckerberg wants to be like me, part 2!

Some of you might remember a post I wrote a while ago, about how Mark Zuckerberg, the co-founder of Facebook, wants to be like me? Remember when I said he's white, blonde, has a thing for Asian women, is dating a Chinese girl by the name 陳, which is exactly my girlfriend's family name? If you haven't read that post, check it here. Many of you were skeptics at that time, among them nobody less than the most famous Malaysian travel blogger FuFu:


I wasn't even shocked, when he became Time Magazine's man of the year (I on the other hand became Jong Magazine's Man of The year). That was of course an easy guess, since both of us have transformed internet this year, so duh. But something else seriously baffled me today! You won't believe it, when I tell you where Mark Zuckerberg spent this New Year. He spent it in Taipei! Of all the places he could fly to with his private jet, from the Caymans to Mauritius, he went to Taiwan with his girlfriend (I would not be surprised, if she was Taiwanese, too) and was seen on various famous spots around Taipei. One of them was the Huaxi Street Night Market with the famous Snake Alley (See the snakes getting killed). Look at this photo and my photo on the right:

This photo is circulating around the net in Taiwan.

I was there! And suddenly he was there, too!? Do you think this is merely a coincidence? Are you really that naive? Of course he's reading my blog and thinks I'm cool, there's no other explanation for this. I'm sure he saw my Best Taiwan Blog 2010 Award, checked all my Taiwan posts and said to himself: »Wow, Taiwan is so cool. And he had so much fun in Taipei. That's awesome. I have to go there for new year!« And then he probably called his girlfriend Priscilla to show her my blog and said: »Babe, look! This guy is so awesome. Check his Taiwan posts. How about we go to Taipei for New Year?« She checked my blog a little and then most likely said: »Hon, we gotta see Taipei. It's uh-maiz-ing! OMG!«

I have to say I feel honored not only that he's trying to be like me, but also that he's reading my blog and using it as a resource for traveling. Mark, have you tried the snake soup or snake blood? I havn't... so I guess you haven't, too. How about frog? I have. I'll be soon in Taiwan, so when you come next time, we can go to some smaller night markets, where all the paparazzi would never expect you. I'll treat you some tasty bubble tea. Deal? ;-)

Btw, I even heard that he's trying to learn Mandarin (just like me!)... Are you even slightly shocked now? I think, if you follow my blog, you're not. If you're new here, pick up your jaw, it dropped on the floor. Now I have solid proof that Mark Zuckerberg, the co-founder of Facebook wants to be like me. Frankly, I am a bit puzzled about all this, I mean he is a tad bigger celeb than me. I feel very honored, though ;-)

Photos of Mark Z. circulating on the web (by Taiwanese): Photo 1, Photo 2, Photo 3
Articles about Mark Z. in Taipei (in Chinese): Liberty Times, Yahoo! Tw News, UDN.com

Monday, December 27, 2010

I was Top Tweet on Twitter!

When your tweet gets retweeted several hundred times you feel like a celebrity

Look, my tweet appeared on Twitter's homepage!

Twitter never ceases to amaze me. Today I sign in and see that HATE MALAYSIA is on trending topics. Since I have a connection with the country, I was curious about it and found out that at a soccer match Malaysian fans blinded the Indonesian goal keeper with lasers (source). Seriously, that was pretty lame. Whoever did that, does not understand the spirit of fair play. However the incident, incited by one or few people, started an online war between Malaysians and Indonesians on Twitter and other social networks. I read some tweets, became angry and wrote this:


It was a simple tweet written out of an impulse. I didn't expect much. But then suddenly people started to retweet it, Malaysians, Indonesians, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Indians... first 3, then 20, then 62... then over 100. Suddenly I got tons of new followers, people reposted my words few hundred times. I could not believe what was happening. Not only that, so many gave me feedback, most was positive, but some accused me of being racist, a white supremacist or that I don't understand the situation in Asia. Some also asked, if in the West there was no hate. Those were the ones, that would also add something derogatory about USA.

I was RTed by @toptweets. Felt great to see my face up there. Didn't I look cool? :-P

So let me explain my epic tweet. The things I mentioned of course were generalizations, simplifications and a bit exaggerated. But what do you expect from a tweet? What else can I say in 140 signs other than something with a point, something that hits you right in the face?

Those who know me, know how hard I try to understand the reality from multiple sides and how I want to be a bridge between the East and the West, between Asia and Europe. I always try to see things for two sides in every issue. And accusing me of being a racist or white supremacist based on this tweet is hilarious, albeit baseless. My point was to highlight the silly conflicts in Asia, that always make netizens go haywire and attack each other.

Just recently there was an incident in taekwondo, where a Taiwanese athlete was disqualified unfairly by a Korean referee (source) and Taiwanese netizens went berserk, created numerous I hate Koreans groups on Facebook, some even burned Korean flags. How can you hate all people of a country because of one single incident that only involved few people? I understand the anger, but sometimes things go too far. And that was part of the reason I wrote that tweet. If you ask me, there are too many conflicts in Asia (like the one in Korea recently). And we saw how real and deadly it can become. It always starts with words, words of hate. Then incidents follow, the hate grows and suddenly there's no way back and something really bad happens. Be it in Europe or Asia, I'm against all hate. I was always against hating certain groups, just because few people from that group have done something bad.

Luckily most Asian people, who have read my tweet, got the point, that's why it became top. The most important part of my tweet is the question at the end: How about love? My point was to make you think. It's so easy to be angry and say stupid things, because you can switch off your brain and just follow what everybody does. It's harder to pause for a while and ask yourself, if it's really right to hate someone for something very trivial. And that exceeds race and culture, it's sadly a very human flaw.

Let me share some of the interesting responses to my tweet:















It was fun to be celebrity for few hours. Now I know a little what it means to be when people attack celebs or want to be their friend. It's not easy. So many asked me to follow back, but I'm very selective and don't just follow anyone. So hope you guys understand that. But I will always try to reply to someone, if I get @ed.

UPDATE: @Favstar50 has just notified me, that my tweet was favorited 51 times and retweeted 623 times. That's plain crazy :P

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I won the Taiwanderful award 2010!

I'm Best Taiwan Blog 2010 by popular vote


Ladies and Gents, we won the Best Taiwan Blog Award 2010 hosted by Taiwanderful.com! Yes, we actually did it. And believe it or not, we won 3 awards by popular vote: The Best Overall Taiwan Blog, Best General Taiwan Blog and Best Northern Taiwan Blog. Woohoo! Thank you so much for every vote you have cast for me. I am almost lost for words.

But I still have to say something to all of you. I really don't know where to start and who to thank, because so many of you have voted and spread the word to your friends, who have voted as well, be it Taiwanese, Slovenian or from all over the world. So thank you and I mean all of you. Amazing, how it all went viral so fast. With that said, I really need to dedicate a special thank you to my lovely girlfriend Lily, who helped me win this one, because she fired up so many of her friends. I would not win this one without her - she's truly gold. And combined with my own friends and readers, we reached the incredible number of 619 votes, 115 more than the blog that made it to second place. I would love to mention everyone of you, but the list would be endless, so I'll only mention few, who went out of their way to help me get more votes, namely Saša, Fui Fa, Ade, Roni, Stefanie and Joanne, thanks a lot guys and girls. This competition showed how many friends I have and how many people appreciate the effort I put in this blog. I really felt that every vote was cast with love and appreciation and that's truly the best Christmas present I ever got. You guys are my Santa this year, everyone of you. Thanks for spreading the love and you can be sure that I'll return it whenever I can. Really really thank you! 謝謝! This award is yours and mine, we won it together. We're awesome ;-)

And since the whole idea behind the competition was to highlight some great English language blogs about Taiwan, I want to share my favorite 3 here. I actually don't follow that many Taiwan bloggers, but the few I do are really top notch, if you ask me. These are my personal winners this year:

  1. Steven Vigar photography: He's just purely amazing. If I'm ever half the photographer he is, then I'm already a photography god. His portraits are amazing, you have to check them out. Steven is extremely talented and nice and I think he would equally deserve to win the top award this year. Follow him, you'll love his pics.

  2. Yellow Fever, Foreign Moons: This blog features multiple writers, who share stories about relationships between foreigners and Taiwanese. Sometimes the stories are weird, sometimes funny, but always very blunt. And every post is translated in Chinese. The debates can get heated up, but it's definitely a good read. Please follow, that blog deserves more comments and readers.

  3. Josh in Taiwan: Another awesome photographer, who makes incredible phots. Sadly, I'll never be able to make them as good as he does, but luckily that's not something I aspire. Josh sees so much beauty in every detail, his photos are truly magical. He could easily win a peer-judged award, had he been more visible these days.
You can also follow David's and Fili's blog, they're the ones that organized the Taiwanderful Blog Award 2010. Thank you guys for bringing together so many great bloggers, who are passionate about Taiwan. I hope 2011 will be a great year for all of us and for the R.O.C., that'll turn 100 years. Looking forward to many great articles and blog posts. If you're interested in following some other Taiwan blogs, go here and check the blog directory.

So what can you expect from me in 2011? As far as Taiwan goes (and I'm not only gonna blog about that), I plan to visit every bigger night market in and around Taipei and introduce them. I'll make tons of pics, write reviews, recommend the best food and then make a list. Another thing I plan to do is to visit every museum in Taipei (and elsewhere if given the chance) and then blog about that, too. The third thing I plan are my travelogues. I wanna visit so many places I haven't seen yet, such as Tainan (I've only been there 2 hours at night), Hualien, Chiayi, Miaoli, Nantou, Taitung, Yilan and many more... Expect pics, tips and funny stories. Besides all that, I'll explore the Taiwanese pop culture, introduce models, singers and other fun stuff. No idea what's in store for me next year, but if everything goes right, my blog will be one of the best resources on Taiwan by the end of 2011. Looking forward to that :) I hope you do, too.

Happy holidays, everybody!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Gayke, Ximending's craziest food stall

This snack gives the word »foodgasm« a whole new meaning

Gayke gay cake
By clicking on the photos you can see their uncensored versions, but by doing so, you claim to be above 18 years and solely responsible for the consequences of that action. Some photos may be NSFW, especially if you live in a highly prudish society.

Just when I thought Taiwanese couldn't get wackier or crazier, I was once again proved wrong. My girlfriend and her friend went to Ximending today and tried a very unique "cake". The thing is, it's not really a cake, it's a hot dog. A special "hot dog". Special, because it has a shape of a phallus (to put it nicely). First of all, I want to know what was going on in that person's head, who came up with this cuckoo idea? Secondly, wtf? Maybe he was brainstorming with his friends and then suddenly came up with this question. Actually I have no idea and I don't really wanna know. I heard the initial idea was making a dish popular with gays, but now it seems that the most common customers are girls. I wonder why ;-)

Ximending, Taipei's popular district, where mostly young people frequent, is famous for wacky bars and shops, but this one is probably crazier than all of them combined. I think only a sandwigina shop could top that. The small stall is relatively new (it opened in February 2010) and is not really as known as the Modern Toilet restaurant, because not a lot was written about them so far (I'm probably the first English post).

Their main dish is called gayke (combination of gay and cake). In Chinese they call it 大雕燒 (Dàdiāoshāo) roughly translated as baked big bird, ("big bird" is Chinese nickname for the organ). They advertise it as "大雕燒 a piece of gayke", you can't miss their very graphic signboard. In case you want to find them, there's a map below.

Gayke gay cakePeople waiting for their phallic shaped dish (Click on pic for NSFW version).

You can choose various flavors to pamper you taste buds.

This is the mold, where the gayke is shaped and made.

Gayke gay cakeTwo gaykes are displayed in front of the stall (Click on pic for NSFW version).

Gayke gay cakeThe gayke from close, before being topped with a sauce (Click on pic for NSFW version).

Gayke gay cakeThe gayke topped with ketchup (Click on pic for NSFW version).

And that's how it looks like when you bit off the head top.


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Now the 100 million New Taiwanese Dollars question is: How does the gayke taste? Well, according to my girlfriend it tastes great! The ingredients are simple. The bun is made of a common Taiwanese egg cake (雞蛋糕) and filled with a German sausage, then baked and topped with ketchup at the end. So it's not really like a classic hot dog, that uses bread, but figuratively that dog is hot. It's so hot that I would not eat it in public, that's for sure. But my girlfriend did it. She and her friend made a few very funny photos. In fact they were so funny, that I won't post them here. How about you go and try a hot succulent gayke yourself. Would you?

The funniest thing about having a gayke are the conversations you have with your friends while eating it:

My girlfriend to friend: »How's yours? Mine is a bit soft, but stands well.«
Friend replies: »Mine's harder than yours.« LOL!

Or when I asked her how much does one gayke cost, she replied: »One di*k is 50NTD.«
Hahaha.. That always cracks me up.

So what do you think about this unique dish? Would you try it? Is it cool and fun or is it a bit too crazy for your taste?

For more photos and info, check their blog wretch.cc/blog/big2010gayke>>

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Jeannie Hsieh's 謝金燕 shocking video

You won't be able to forget that image

Do you remember the hot Taiwanese singer Jeannie Hsieh (謝金燕) I introduced a little while ago? Check this shocking video of her live performance and tell me what do you think by voting on the poll:

Monday, October 18, 2010

My Kafkaesque life is evolving!

From a cult to a holy trinity
As powerful as the dragon.

Hello fellow readers of My Kafkaesque life. This is just a little update on the current state of my blog... actually blogs. Yes... My blogging style has changed through time. I used to have one blog (this one here), then I redesigned it and expanded it by adding another blog (the green one) to post some additional posts and that blog became independent and evolved, too. At last I added a Photo blog (everybody's having one, right?) to post my awesome pics of my travels. Hence My Kafkaesque life now consists of 3 blogs (click on pics below).

MY 3 KAFKAESQUE BLOGS:

1 My MAIN or BLUE blog (the one you're currently on)
Topics: Travel, Slovenia, Taiwan, Personal, Observations, Funny, Random...


2 My SECOND or GREEN blog (used for related posts)
Topics: Travel, Buildings, Skyscrapers, Videos, Funny, Models, Random...


3 My PHOTO or RED blog (used for hi-def photos)
Topics: Photos of travel, Buildings, Statues, Women, Random...

WHAT'S BEHIND THE IDEA

What started as a cult blog with one follower in 2008 has now become a movement. Ok, not really. But I love the idea of one name for 3 slightly different blogs, which represent 3 layers of me. When I post on the blue blog, I feel I have to share something important. Most people follow me here, the SEO is the best here. When I feel to be nonessential, I post on the green blog, where only few read. When I wanna post great photos, I can post on my photo blog now. And it's up to you, dear reader, to decide whether you'll follow one, two or all of them. I really don't mind, the choice is yours. I just enjoy blogging, I enjoy writing good posts, which are found by Google and other search engines and shared around the web.

By now I have over 40 pages. Pages are what makes my blog(s) special, because they help people to find stuff easier. My pages list all the important posts about certain topics, be it Travel, Taiwan, Slovenia, Ljubljana, Lee Hyori or fun stuff. Click on my link bars and left side bar to see all of them. Why do I do that? Because I'm a neat freak and because I want to be better than other bloggers. Isn't it good, to strive for perfection?

Blogging is passion, too.

WHAT I WANT TO BE

I want to be the best Slovenian travel blogger. Judging by the number of posts, I'm pretty far up there, the thing is just, I'm not really known in Slovenia and don't have many Slovenian followers, because I write in English. But I want a broader audience. Slovenia is small, I could only reach so many people.

And I want to be the best blogger about Taiwan. I will soon return to Taipei and I plan to take better photos and write better posts. I may update some old ones, make the better. I want to be the best resource of information for foreigners, who are interested in Taipei and Taiwan. I plan to visit every museum and night market in Taipei and blog about it. I will go deeper.

And I will continue to blog about travel. Wait till you see me going to Japan next year! Tokyo and Kyoto will be all over my blog! And hopefully one day Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore revisited and Vietnam, possibly Bali... All that won't happen next year, but in the upcoming years (at least that's what I hope for).

Asia and Europe will remain the two pillars of my blogging. I will continue to share my observations and be the bridge between East and West. I will add some awesome pics in the mix and hopefully a wide range of people will enjoy my blog and my variety of posts.

ROTATING HEADER PICS

Oh, and one more thing. During a geeky afternoon, I figured out how to make the header images rotate randomly (
this post helped me). Yes, I made like 20 header images for all 3 blogs and now every time you refresh my blog, a different header image will appear on top. Will it be Lee Hyori? Merlion? Buddha? Taipei 101? You will see, when you browse my blog. Who knows what photo might pop up there. I may remove some and add new ones when I get bored. So stay tuned. Expect the unexpected and keep reading my blog. I finally found my mojo and I'm completely happy with the core of my layout (two black sidebars, two link bars, rotating header images, pages, 3 blogs with same name and a mix of informational and entertaining posts). Blogging is fun now. Hope you enjoy it, too.

Oh, and while you're at it. Please subscribe or follow My Photo blog if you like.

Btw, I've just been added to Go! Overseas list of top blogs about Asia. Ain't that cool? Check the badge and click on it. Thank you for visiting, reading and commenting on My Kafkaesque life. I appreciate everyone of you.
[All photos by MKL except Hyori, 2010]

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

OMG! Mark Zuckerberg wants to be like me!

Now he even has a Chinese girlfriend!


Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook and world's youngest billionaire, finally revealed the identity of his girlfriend: It's Priscilla Chan and her ethnicity is Chinese. The fact, that she's of East Asian descent spurred various reactions from East to the West. Some stupid, some funny, some neutral. I must say when I first heard the news, I was a little surprised for about a second and then I was like whatever. I didn't understand what the fuss was all about, since my girlfriend's ethnicity is also Chinese.

And then after several days thinking about Mark Zuckerberg (ok, I'm aware how that just sounded!) it hit me! OMG, could this really be possible? Did he really do that? Could it really be? I was shocked and paralyzed at the same time, I didn't know what to think at the moment when I realized, that I came across one of Mark Zuckerberg's deepest secrets: He's secretly reading my blog, thinks I'm ubercool and wants to be like me!

You don't believe it? Let me show you some things that will totally change your perception of him:
  • He's a young blonde white man, so am I!
  • He has a thing for Asian women, so have I!!
  • He spends a lot of time on Facebook, so do I!!!
  • He's dating an ethnic Chinese girl (華人), so am I!!!!
  • His girlfriend's name is Chan (陳), which is
    another spelling of my girlfriend's name Chen (陳)!!!!!
  • He likes to wear sandals, I wore sandals during this year's Eurotrip!!!!!!
Do you need more proof!?!? O.o

I don't... It's mind boggling...... Now I know who's that daily visitor on my blog from Palo Alto, California. I gotta give it to him, though, he truly learns from the best. No wonder he became so rich in such a short time. Now I'm thinking, that it would be nice of him, if he'd send me a bunch of Benjamins as a token of his appreciation (Mark, please contact me via my contact me page). Alright, I know he won't really come out and admit, that he reads my blog or that he finds me ubercool or that his dating preference was affected by mine, so I decided to make a small poll only for him to discreetly confirm my suspicion. Mark, you can vote, I won't track (or eat) your cookies or IP address, your vote is confidential. Go here to vote, please>>

Oops, looks like Mark has been dating his girlfriend Priscilla for about 5 years, which totally rebuts my theory...

Anyhow... What's your opinion on Mark Z. dating Priscilla C.? Are they a cute couple?
Is China taking over the world, as some Chinese have said? :-P

[Related: Mark Zuckerberg in Taipei!][Photo 1,3: Source, Photo 2: Source]

Friday, September 10, 2010

Finally arriving in Piran!

And how the hostel messed up our booking and we landed somewhere else

A girl in Piran eating ice cream and enjoying the view.

Piran is along with Bled one of Slovenia's most famous destinations and one of the loveliest small towns we have. I mean, check this greeting card! Isn't it beautiful? The whole town was built on a small peninsula. The streets are so narrow there, the old center is closed for cars, only buses, delivery vans and locals with special permissions are allowed to enter.

That's why when we arrived in Piran from Portorož, we had to find parking for over night somewhere outside the historic center and then walk to our hostel, which had to be found there. Luckily, they provide many parking lots upon entering Piran. We found a big garage, parked our car (we paid 12 Eur for 24h) and then walked downhill to the old center.

Walking to Piran's center. This road is recently renovated. It took us about 30 min to reach there, because we took tons of photos and enjoyed the views.

Finally close to the main part of the old center.

There's the church. And the church is always in the center.

The long stretch of Piran's old center: Very picturesque.

Marina Piran.

My girl posing in front of the marina and the old Piran.

Marina again.

We were headed for the main square in Piran named Tartini square.

And finally arriving at Tartinijev trg (or Tartini square).

✰ The Hostel blunder

We were so relieved, when we reached at the old town, but it was late and we were tired, so we tried to find our hostel as soon as possible. Interestingly, in most of these old Mediterranean towns, there are only house numbers but no names of the streets. So basically it's like a maze. And we didn't have a map of Piran at hand, so I asked some old men, if they can help me with the directions. They were friendly and sent me in the right way. After some extensive walking we finally found the hostel, which was located in a very narrow backstreet. We go up to the second floor and the girl, who runs it, greets us. Everything was old and shaky. We booked that hostel, because it was cheap (25 Eur/Person) and because it was located in the old town. But then things changed. The girl started to mumble something about things not going right with the online booking and that we will have to go somewhere else. When I tried to figure out where we gonna sleep that night, she seemed so confused. She said a friend will come and pick us up with a car and that we'll be accommodated outside the historic center. I wasn't very pleased about all this, but well, what could I do?

We also had to walk to the rampa and the friend of that girl picked us up. We went uphill somewhere above Piran and then turned in a side road between some orchards and houses where local people live. So basically we stayed at that guy's home. That was an adventure we had not anticipated. The guy just gave us some towels and showed us where is what in the house and then he rushed off. We never heard of him again. Our room (click on the photo above to enlarge) was not really clean and not really new, but we had a nice balcony with a view on the sea.

The balcony.

Well, we'd rather stay in the old center, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. We decided to take a little rest, showered and then went back to the old town. It was getting late already, so we hurried up. But there was another problem: How to go back there again? We didn't wanna walk like over 30min again, our legs were mad tired already. Luckily there was a bus station five minutes away from the house we stayed. We waited for a little while and luckily the bus came and took us to the center. 10 minutes later we were at Tartini square again happily taking tons of photos. But then we had another problem, when we wanted to go back to our house in the evening.

More about that in my next post.

This is the road to our house, where we stayed overnight.

We found comfort in the beautiful sunset we saw just before we went out.

Well, it was weeks after this trip, where we realized, that my girlfriend mistook the hotel. That's why the girl seemed clueless, so did we. Despite the hostel blunder and the latter problems with coming home, we still had a great time in Piran. We'll surely revisit and make sure we go to the right hostel next time.

In my next post I will introduce the beauties of Piran to you.

Portorož :Before [Slovenia Tour 2010] Next: Piran, Mediterranean pearl>>

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