Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Katie Holmes Threatens Pornstar With Legal Action

Katie Holmes is considering suing an 18 year-old Texan pornstar who goes by the name, Katee Holmes.

The soon-to-be pornstar plans on losing her virginity on screen.

I wonder if it will be with a Tom Cruise look-a-like? I wonder if the look-a-like will be gay? Now that would be funny!

A spokesperson for Katie Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot. Obviously Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."

Shy Love, a representative for Katee and an adult video star, told PageSix that Katie Holmes should be honored.

She says, "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek."

Such an innocence that she wants to destroy it by being filmed banging the hell out of some coked out, slimy dickweed who's gleefully robbing her of her virginity? Bitch please! Ho go home and wash out your beaver!

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