It's a Little Late to Be Linkin'

I am SO LATE on posting these, please forgive me..the weather has just been too nice!

Here's the today's best gossip links!

You would never recognize David Beckham at 17 years old! (CWS)
Xtina Aguilera smells like.. (ABH)
Now that's a stupid bitch! (HS)
A real Swedish princess in a bikini (HBW)
Danielle Lloyd bikini pics (DSF)
Some of the funniest e-cards evar! (INO)
Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood dunzo? (TB)
Posh Spice hates gossip bloggers and our 'pseudo names'. Bitch. (TS)
I love Rosie but this photoshopped pic of her is hysterical! (POTP)
Some dickhead took this pic of Jodie Fosters ass (ND)
Harry Potter just might get his own theme park in Orlando (BS)
Jessica Alba could give 'two shits' about the paps (DH)
Cameron Diaz doesn't get the whole plastic surgery thing (CCS)
This is what you get when you cross a distorted Matthew McConaughey with Melanie Griffith (Distortrait)
Listen to Kelly Rowland latest (TGJ)
Alyssa Milano tries to get deep on our ass (GW)
When you mix Cher & Portishead you get... (PB)
The latest random Ashlee Simpson pics (ICYDK)
Sienna Miller see-thru top (JIYH)
Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis on TRL (DS)
Nelly Furtado has 'bitter beer face'! (IBBB)
Calum Best admits he's a coke whore (EBG)
Janice Dickinson wants to get in Sir Paul's pants (GG)
Jessica Biel looks hot in the morning (DSF)
Who was a scarier kid? Drew Barrymore vs. Kirsten Dunst (CityRag)

These pics remind me of a song I used to sing as a kid...'Fat and Skinny ran a race..Skinny fell down and broke her face and Fat won the race!' (DListed)

Brandon Davis Gets His Ride On

At the Melrose Place Diesel Store Opening
"Greasy Bear Rides the Bull"

Photographs of Mel B and Eddie Murphy's (?) Baby

More Pics at ASL

Keri Russell Perfects the Pin-Up Look in Interview Magazine

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And just because I am a huge fan of retro pin-up art..


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Nelly Furtado: Hot or Not?

"The Two Coreys"

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman will star in a new reality series called none other than, "The Two Coreys".

The former child stars, both 35, were the teenage heartthrobs of the 1980's.

Now the pair will be reuniting for a reality television show in which the two Corey's and Feldman's wife live together. The show premieres in just over a month.

Besides both being child stars, the two Corey's have battled with drug and alcohol addiction in the past.

Says Feldman of his friend, "It was my belief that he was kind of a young doe lost amongst the wildebeests, and that we might never hear from him again until he ended up on the news. So the fact he actually suited up and came to the table and got his act together blew me away."

Corey Haim says working with Feldman has been a joy and that the two have gotten close once again, but that sometimes it's not easy living with the Feldman's.

"He does everything with his wife. It's like, 'Cut the umbilical cord, man...' It's a little overboard for my tastes, but that's just me being the jealous friend. I love Susan. It's just that I hate the fact that she's changed him so drastically... for the better."

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Amy Winehouse on the Cover of SPIN

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Lindsay Lohan's Smug PSA

You gotta love TMZ.

They dug up this PSA announcement against drunk driving that Lohan did when she was eighteen. She doesn't seem to take it very seriously and she looks like she just tooted something up her nose..

Paula Abdul and Publicist End Relationship on Sour Note

Paula Abdul recently told a group of publicists during a conference call that she had been treated unfairly by her publicist, Howard Bragman.

According to the New York Post, Bragman mysteriously stopped working for Abdul earlier this month.

Paula told the group, "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it."

Paula also said that her former publicist called her a "whining bitch".

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

She went on to state that Bragman said she was "too old" to do cover shoots, and that he wasn't there when she needed him.

"Howard Bragman, he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man."

Paula went on to tell the publicists that she's "been going through a difficult time" and explained to them her medical problems with Addison's Disease.

So what does Bragman have to say for himself?

"I'm not going into it. I'll stand by my reputation if she'll stand by hers."

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Morning Quickies..

It's being reported that Lindsay Lohan tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend. Lohan's father has also told media that his daughter is hooked on Oxycontin. Since the accident Lindsay has been dumped as co-DJ for a Reebok launch event..among other things. Speaking of bad girls losing deals due to bad behavior, Paris Hilton has been dumped from a book that highlights the world's top heiresses..

Tammy Faye Baker has been battling colon cancer and doctors have decided to stop treatment. Meanwhile The Globe gossip rag has sunk to a new low and published what they call her 'last pics' even though she is still alive..

Brittany Murphy married Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack after only four months. And he sounds like a great catch. He's had two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud; an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm. The moron also gave a former fiancee an engagement ring that he said was a diamond but was instead a cubic zirconia. But that didn't happen this time with Brittany, she bought her own..

Spring fever is in full effect! The stars are out in full force showing off their bods in super short skirts, and bikinis..reality stars are loving Hawaii..and some are just grabbing a pizza to go. Other celebs have been breaking up with their significant others and some are just saying they did.

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Marilyn Manson Kicks Lindsay While She's Down

Gawd, he's disgusting.





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Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (CityRag)
Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Alex Rodriguez is a Cheating Ass

So what's new?

I have told you Smackaholics before about how he came into the bar/casino I was working at a few years back and tried hitting on every skirt in the house. He's a dick dipping arrogant ass and I don't know how his wife puts up with it. Maybe she's just completely oblivious and likes it that way. I could never understand bitches like that..

Anyhow, I haven't liked the guy since he played for Seattle. My husband and I are huge baseball fans and we have always said that the Yankees will never be a winning team as long as they have A-hole on their team. It's the A-Rod curse.

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Latest on Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse shows off a hickey she recently acquired from her new husband.











Some quotes from Amy Winehouse during a recent performance in London:

"I broke my tooth, it's not pretty, but at least I can just about sing."

"I don't know if you heard, but I just got married to the best man in the entire world. My dad's going to kick my head in - he's still got to pay for the proper wedding."

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Beyonce's Near Nip Slip

It's hard for me to tell on my laptop while sitting outside in the bright sunlight (I know, my job sucks), but it seems Beyonce's nipple is about to come popping out of the dress that she borrowed from Mariah Carey.

My guess is that her boob is taped up with something the equivavlent of duct tape the way she flings herself around on stage. She's like the new MC Hammer, but without the saggy crotch geenie pants. You know we'll be making fun of her ass in ten years.

Oh wait..we already do!

Jackson Blue's Celebrity Dirt

Today Jackson rips on Lindsay Lohan of course, gives you the skinny on Nicole Richie and spills the dirt on Miss USA.

Jackson is one of the funniest mofo's out there. You'll love him, check out the video!

California Alcohol Agency May Investigate Hollywood Club 'Les Deux' After Lohan Crash

California's Liquor Control Board is talking with the Beverly Hills Police Department to determine if Lindsay Lohan was served alcohol illegally the night of the crash.

According to TMZ, Lindsay partied at Les Deux hours before she crashed her Mercedes into a palm tree. The gossip website even has video of Lohan leaving the WeHo hotspot around 3:30 a.m., an hour-and-a-half after closing time.

Reps for Les Deux are saying that Lindsay did not drink at the establishment and never has.

TMZ also contacted California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control spokesman John Carr who spoke with them and said that the agency will be reviewing witness reports to see if a formal investigation should come about. Another looming question they would like to have answered is if Lohan or or anyone else for that matter were served after hours. California's closing time is 2am.

Gee, do you think it took them long enough? Lindsay has been seen partying at Hollywood nightclubs for a few years now even though she doesn't turn 21 until July. I even remember seeing her sitting outside one place for lunch last year (was it The Ivy?) with a Corona in front of her.

Being a former bartender I have always been shocked and amazed at how underage celebrities are photographed arriving at, partying in, or exiting nightclubs. But as everyone knows, you get special treatment in Hollywood when you're a star. Especially when you are the 'it' girl.

I truly hope that the investigation goes down. We celebrity gossip bloggers have been complaining about this issue for years now and finally something is being done about it. Now I am not saying that Lindsay was in fact being served by Le Deux that night, but I promise you that it's happened before.

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Rare Photgraphs of Marilyn Monroe on Display in New York

Photographs of Marilyn Monroe taken months before her death have gone on display at POP International Galleries in New York City.

'Life' photographer Lawrence Schiller took the pictures in May 1962 on the set of the film "Something's Got to Give."

Marilyn died three months later.

Schiller had photographed Marilyn at many points in her short life. But this photo shoot was Monroe's last.

The photos originally appeared in Life magazine, Paris Match and The London Times and other publications.

"She was a very lovable, huggable person," said Schiller, now 70.

"Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman."

"She knew what to do," he said. "She took direction very well, but you didn't have to tell Marilyn how to pose."

"She was at a very, very good moment in her life," he said.

You can buy prints of the photographs for between $3,000 and $5,500 per picture or between $30,000 and $50,000 for the complete set.

Schiller said he saw Marilyn to discuss a shoot for Playboy magazine on August 5th, the day she died.

"I was at her house the morning she died," he said. He added that the sex symbol seemed to be fine during his visit.

You can see the Marilyn Exhibit over the next month.




























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Beth Ditto Bares All on NME

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Sarah Jessica Parker

"I am very distressed by the sensationalism of everything... People are getting attention for doing nothing, for behaving poorly, for abusing themselves in public and being abused, exploiting themselves. I find it vulgar and I find it awful."

-Sarah Jessica Parker referring to young Hollywood starlets these days

Jamie Foxx Picks Girls Out of a Crowd

Jamie Foxx partying at Moon Nightclub at the Palms in Las Vegas after dining at 9 Steakhouse.

He and his party had the main table on the dance floor and had a bottle of Right Gin and Ketel One Vodka on the table. He borrowed a Security Officer's flashlight and used it to select girls out of the Moon crowd to party at his table with his friends. Woah.

Thanks Kate!

Miss USA Falls Onstage During 2007 Miss Universe Pageant

Miss USA Rachel Smith's strut down the catwalk to model her evening gown during the Miss Universe pageant didn't quite go as planned.



Smith slipped and fell on her rear during Monday night's Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City.

She was also seemingly booed during her interview by Hispanic audience members who were chanting "Mexico! Mexico!" until she spoke in Spanish, the Associated Press reports.

Smith's responsed with "Buenas noches Mexico. Muchas gracias!" , which earned her applause.

She finished fourth runner-up. Riyo Mori was named Miss Universe 2007.

Pageant co-owner Donald Trump said of Smith's ordeal, "Rachel has been a great Miss USA, and she's really a nice person, and I don't think they were booing Rachel, perhaps they were booing some policies of the United States, to be honest with you."

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Spicy Link Lovin'

Calum Best does hookers and coke (CelebWarship)
Mel B to join Dancing with the Stars? (Hollyscoop)
Perez Hilton takes the bait (X17)
Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel? (CityRag)
No bitches over 100 pounds allowed! (DListed)
Britney Spears still looks like trailer trash (NinjaDude)
Britney Spears, this is your future! (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston's $5 Million tell-all (PopBytes)
Pam Anderson finally tells her kids about her and Tommy Lee's sex tape (ASL)
More of Jenna Jameson's slutty ass (DailyStab)
Paula Abdul's interview with OK Magazine (INO)
Lily Allen has always liked to suck dick (EvilBeet)
Anna Kournikova got tired of Enrique's tiny member (Gabsmash)
Some British Model in a pink bikini (DerekHail)
Julia Roberts vacations in Hawaii (ICYDK)
Britney Spears to appear on pathetic reality show about tanning (HBW)
Rosario Dawson on the beach in Cannes (DrunkenStepfather)
Lindsay Lohan gets a lashing from Grammy (CrankyGrammy)
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan kiss and makeup (TheBlemish)
Will Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz meet up at the MTV Movie Awards? (Fatback&Collards)
Justin Timberlake launches his own record label (Glitterati)
Rihanna performs without pants (IBBB)
Did Bar and Leo really break up? (GossiporTruth)
Britney's latest message to fans (POTP)

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